Stephen W. Thomas's definitions

Woodland Bear

A large, round, mammal-like creature, known for his strange dancing and general attitude to life. How wonderful. Woodland Bear lives near the Ashdown Forest, close to his cousin Winnie. Also known as Woodland, WoodyB and Wooders.

Woodland Bear, Woodland Bear,
Is he here?
No, he's there.
Woodland Bear.

by Stephen W. Thomas July 16, 2008

spag bol

Spaghetti bolognaise. And you're in idiot if you think otherwise.

'I love spag bol like a well-worn custard cream!'

by Stephen W. Thomas June 1, 2005

West Hoathly

A small village in Sussex which is actually the one point where our dimension and the 53rd dimension meet. If the church door is opened and shut three time fast it takes you through to a dimension where trees are overlords of Earth. This cause much confusion on Sunday mornings.

'Damn that West Hoathly church door.'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 13, 2005

wellyboots

Wellington boots, as adapted for quick conversation between immature morons such as myself.

'I went out splashing in puddles today.'
'Did you take your wellyboots?'
'Why, yes I did.'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 13, 2005

Lost Translation

'Lost in translation', after the meaning has, indeed, been lost in translation.

'I saw Lost Translation night last.'
'Shut up.'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 9, 2005

squinky

Angry, mad, frustrated and so forth. It has so many meanings I can't be arsed with them all.

'Why are you so squinky at me, Stan?'

by Stephen W. Thomas July 12, 2005

Repubic

A popular shopping outlet for rich chavs. Generally spelt Republic, it is pronounced 'Repubic' by anyone who has a good taste in clothes.

'I saw Nick in Repubic on Tuesday.'
'Nick who?'
'Can't say on here, it would be a full name.'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 9, 2005