13 definitions by Stefan the terrible

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generally used to describe the kids from the rich end of town who think money equates to character, but are devoid of same. Also those who think they are somehow more important or valuable because their PARENTS have money.
"jenny's hot, but she's such a snobby bitch! what's her problem?"
"she a cabbage patch kid"
by Stefan the terrible June 12, 2004
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9
an asshole that's been used and abused so often that it doesn't readily close when an object (penis, dildo, zucchini, etc.) is removed from it.
"This porn whore is a vet! she's got a gaper!"
by Stefan the terrible June 12, 2004
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11
foulplay, sabotage, or ominous circumstances.
"Joe told my girlfriend I was hitting on a girl at the bar, what shittery!" or "when my car broke down it was pure shittery"
by Stefan the terrible May 26, 2004
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male ejaculate, cum, semen.
v. the male act of orgasm
"sorry I got yunce in your hair"
"I yunced all over her back"
by Stefan the terrible May 26, 2004
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