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People who are more for the less popular culture. They usually dress, but not restricted to, in black and baggy-ass pants covered in 100 pounds of chains, belts, straps and studs. They can dress in multicolored clothing and even have multicolored hair. They listen to underground (although very popular in the subculture) industrial groups or other electronic artists and metal. They have an obsession with gas masks, vinyl, goggles and wacky hair. Usually found at rave parties, vampirefreaks, and horror festivals. Goths usually consist of pale white people, Germans, Pseudo-Germans, very few black chicks, and Japenese people. You'll never see an Indian or Afgan goth person EVAR.

I guarentee you EVERY goth loves Invader Zim, The Nightmare Before Christmas, and any other Tim Burton movies that star Johnny Depp.

The emo and scene subculture derives their fashion from Goth fashion.
Goth kids would suck Jack Skellington's rotted cock if he were real. Since they don't like the norm, they'll act as if they like the taste of his rotted dong.
by Stay Gold Ponyboy September 4, 2009
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An anime and avatar-based chat/networking site like myspace.
You use their currency - "Gold", in order to buy clothes and other shit. First day signing up, you are a poor avatar with starter clothes and 200 gold, which isn't worth shit. As you progress, you earn more, buy more, and do more fun stuff. They have a ton of items to select from. The possiblities for your avatar are endless.

However, this site is full of noobs, Narutards and furfags. Noobs usually spend their time trying to find dates and having virtual sex with other noobs' avatars. And if you are a teenager who likes slipknot and other nu-metal bands, DO NOT go to the Metal forums. It is full of elitist assholes and faggots who only like bands that nobody has heard of. They will flame you. This is the unfriendly side of the website.

Despite that, this website is a great website and is, in a way, better than fucking myspace.
by Stay Gold Ponyboy September 7, 2008
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White kids (mostly anime geeks and fat girls) who pretend to know so much about Japanese culture and who pretend to be Japanese. They do so by blurting out random, Japanese-sounding words and naming their made up anime characters with false Japanese names. They scribble random Japanese characters in an incorrect way in their notebooks at school, thinking it means something. These geeks are always bugging people by walking up to them and shouting "DESU DESU DESU!!!" in their faces.

They may fap constantly to hentai, furry porn, or some other crazy Japanese fetish. They also eat lots of California Rolls, Kalamari and Ramen, because those are the only Japanese foods they can think of. They also listen to music ranging from anime soundtracks to bizarre J-Rock.

Sure, it sounds like just a nerd in love with Japanese culture, but when he starts acting like he can speak and write Japanese when he doesn't know jack shit, then he's a Pseudo-Japanese kid.
Guy #1: Look at Freddrick over there, drawing his anime characters again. He named one of them Unochi Michimagi...

Guy #2: Pffftt, that kid is Pseudo-Japanese.
by Stay Gold Ponyboy February 10, 2010
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One fucked up motherfucker from South Park. He is the teacher of Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny. He was gay as a male, and later, when he turns into a women via sex change, he becomes a lesbian. He's just gay no matter what sex he turns into. It's a fucking shitstorm. He also used to be obsessed with puppets. Mr. Hat was his original puppet lover, but he was replaced with Mr. Stick. Who knows what the hell Mr. Garrison did with those puppets. He's had relations with Big Gay Al, Mr. Slave, and guys he's somehow fooled into thinking he is a woman. Mr. Garrison created the Gay Tranny Paradox. If a gay man turns into a woman and becomes a "lesbian" is he gay or straight? I don't fucking know.
Mr. Garrison is a fucked up person.
by Stay Gold Ponyboy November 21, 2010
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A phrase you shout out while having sex with your partner's gaping asshole. It seems as if your cock is disappearing into a dark well or cave while sexing.
I was listening to Alice in Chain's "Down in a Hole" while I was sinking my dick deep into her wide open asshole.
by Stay Gold Ponyboy September 8, 2008
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Pancakes either made by or made out of the Jewish people. Usually cooked in large ovens and cremetoriums. Prepared and enjoyed by nazi skinheads, especially during WWII.
Well, my Jewish family is going to have pankikes for breakfast this morning.
by Stay Gold Ponyboy August 6, 2009
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Wiki website that rips on anything you love, denies what you have learned, bashes every band on the planet, and is racist to all. They usually give false information about everything, with the exception of the "Sick fucks." They often like to follow the path of 4Chan, using all of their vocabulary and memes.

However, it should be noted that it is just for "lulz", and should not be taking too seriously. If you get offended easily, don't go there.
Encyclopedia Dramatica is a site for bitching about the world.
by Stay Gold Ponyboy September 7, 2008
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