Stan B.'s definitions

unpoo

The act of returning fecal matter to the orifice from which it came.

I asked this street wino why he was shoving turds up his asshole, and he told me, "I'm unpooing."

by Stan B. January 30, 2003

tuna taco

Another name for the female genitalia.

I think I'll go get me some tuna taco tonight.

by Stan B. January 16, 2003

vadge

Derived from vagina. Similar in meaning to wuss, wussy, or wimp. A person with no backbone. Pussy is used in much the same way.

Don't be such a vadge!

by Stan B. January 16, 2003

black and blue necktie

A hickey.

He left quite a black and blue necktie on that little cutie.

by Stan B. January 16, 2003

floater

Alternatively, this word can refer to any piece of fecal matter, regardless of flushability, that is less dense than water, thereby floating to the top of the toilet bowl water. The opposite of sinker.

Last time I took a crap, they were all floaters.

by Stan B. January 16, 2003

sinker

A piece of fecal matter that is more dense than water, and thereby sinks to the bottom of the toilet. The opposite of floater.

Last time I took a crap, they were all sinkers.

by Stan B. January 16, 2003

horizontal bone dance

Cute, descriptive name for engaging in sexual intercourse.

I picked up this chick at a bar, and we went back to my place and did the horizontal bone dance.

by Stan B. August 31, 2003