Stains and Smears's definitions

seed and feed

When a guy cums on a girls asshole...sticks his cock in the hole "Halfway" one or two times...then shoves the cock in her mouth.

Billy : Where did you go last night?
Jimmy: "I met this stripper who was willing to do anything, I fucked her she blew me, and I finished her off with a "Seed and Feed"....she loved it...and so did I..."
Billy: "Disgusting"
Jimmy : "I know, but in a good way"

by Stains and Smears January 10, 2019

Texas multi fuck

When not just one thing goes wrong, but EVERYTHING goes wrong in every possible way in a particular situation, creating an outcome you never saw coming, expected or prepared for.

I don't know what the hell happened here, but it seems you made this a total Texas multi fuck

of this whole thing, and now we are all screwed....

by Stains and Smears February 16, 2018

Paraphonia

The immediate and obsessive dread and fear, that takes over your "mind and body", when you realize you cannot find your phone.

Bob " Dude where the fuck is my phone, I just had it.."
Dude "You will find it, its here somewhere.."
Bob " No man , its lost..."
Dude " Relax man, and calm down, your just suffering from "Paraphonia"...you just had it 5 minutes ago and you never left this room.."
Bob "Sorry i was ready to freak out.....it was in my pocket"

by Stains and Smears May 17, 2019

Cock Neck

A condition that occurs after giving to many blow jobs...

I had fun last night at the party, but I think I have cock neck.

by Stains and Smears May 6, 2018

Brown River

The brown stream of water that runs between your legs to the drain in the shower,while cleaning your asshole.

Jimmy created quite a large brown river in the shower when he scrubbed his ass.

by Stains and Smears February 12, 2015

skunking a motherfucker

When you purchase a bottle of pure skunk oil from Amazon, to be used to skunk the fuck out of the inside of the walls of a landlords house who has been fucking with you... on your last day there.

I am going to get the last box and put it in the moving truck and then we are outta here, but first i'm gonna finish "Skunking a motherfucker" so no one ever wants to live here again.

by Stains and Smears March 15, 2018

amplifarted

when a fart is amplified when sitting on the toilet bowl, creating a sound that is many times louder in volume than normal.

i was taking a shit in my girlfriends dorm when i amplifarted and everyone in the next room could clearly hear it.

by Stains and Smears November 27, 2017