Stains and Smears's definitions
The immediate and obsessive dread and fear, that takes over your "mind and body", when you realize you cannot find your phone.
Bob " Dude where the fuck is my phone, I just had it.."
Dude "You will find it, its here somewhere.."
Bob " No man , its lost..."
Dude " Relax man, and calm down, your just suffering from "Paraphonia"...you just had it 5 minutes ago and you never left this room.."
Bob "Sorry i was ready to freak out.....it was in my pocket"
Dude "You will find it, its here somewhere.."
Bob " No man , its lost..."
Dude " Relax man, and calm down, your just suffering from "Paraphonia"...you just had it 5 minutes ago and you never left this room.."
Bob "Sorry i was ready to freak out.....it was in my pocket"
by Stains and Smears May 17, 2019
Get the Paraphoniamug. The brown stream of water that runs between your legs to the drain in the shower,while cleaning your asshole.
by Stains and Smears February 12, 2015
Get the Brown Rivermug. An affliction that occurs when one is put in a position without their phone for over 24 hours...
Symptoms include:
1) Inability to think about anything at all except the fact you do not have your phone.
2) Profound loss of control
3) Social Disconnect and isolation
4) Feeling as if you have lost a part of yourself
5) Agitation at everything
Symptoms include:
1) Inability to think about anything at all except the fact you do not have your phone.
2) Profound loss of control
3) Social Disconnect and isolation
4) Feeling as if you have lost a part of yourself
5) Agitation at everything
Dude "My school sent us on a weekend retreat for our final and no phones were allowed"
Dude 2 " I cant be without my phone that long or i'll end up all fucked up with "Schizophonenia"
Dude " Yeah never again ...I almost lost it"
Dude 2 " I cant be without my phone that long or i'll end up all fucked up with "Schizophonenia"
Dude " Yeah never again ...I almost lost it"
by Stains and Smears March 4, 2019
Get the Schizophoneniamug. When not just one thing goes wrong, but EVERYTHING goes wrong in every possible way in a particular situation, creating an outcome you never saw coming, expected or prepared for.
I don't know what the hell happened here, but it seems you made this a total Texas multi fuck
of this whole thing, and now we are all screwed....
of this whole thing, and now we are all screwed....
by Stains and Smears February 16, 2018
Get the Texas multi fuckmug. When a guy cums on a girls asshole...sticks his cock in the hole "Halfway" one or two times...then shoves the cock in her mouth.
Billy : Where did you go last night?
Jimmy: "I met this stripper who was willing to do anything, I fucked her she blew me, and I finished her off with a "Seed and Feed"....she loved it...and so did I..."
Billy: "Disgusting"
Jimmy : "I know, but in a good way"
Jimmy: "I met this stripper who was willing to do anything, I fucked her she blew me, and I finished her off with a "Seed and Feed"....she loved it...and so did I..."
Billy: "Disgusting"
Jimmy : "I know, but in a good way"
by Stains and Smears January 10, 2019
Get the seed and feedmug. by Stains and Smears December 22, 2017
Get the pumpkin lovemug. We went out for sushi, but had to cut it short when my date pulled a weinstein with a ficus before dessert.
by Stains and Smears October 16, 2017
Get the a weinsteinmug.