When not just one thing goes wrong, but EVERYTHING goes wrong in every possible way in a particular situation, creating an outcome you never saw coming, expected or prepared for.
I don't know what the hell happened here, but it seems you made this a total Texas multi fuck
of this whole thing, and now we are all screwed....
of this whole thing, and now we are all screwed....
by Stains and Smears February 17, 2018
by Stains and Smears December 22, 2017
The immediate and obsessive dread and fear, that takes over your "mind and body", when you realize you cannot find your phone.
Bob " Dude where the fuck is my phone, I just had it.."
Dude "You will find it, its here somewhere.."
Bob " No man , its lost..."
Dude " Relax man, and calm down, your just suffering from "Paraphonia"...you just had it 5 minutes ago and you never left this room.."
Bob "Sorry i was ready to freak out.....it was in my pocket"
Dude "You will find it, its here somewhere.."
Bob " No man , its lost..."
Dude " Relax man, and calm down, your just suffering from "Paraphonia"...you just had it 5 minutes ago and you never left this room.."
Bob "Sorry i was ready to freak out.....it was in my pocket"
by Stains and Smears May 18, 2019
by Stains and Smears March 10, 2018
The brown stream of water that runs between your legs to the drain in the shower,while cleaning your asshole.
by Stains and Smears February 13, 2015
When you purchase a bottle of pure skunk oil from Amazon, to be used to skunk the fuck out of the inside of the walls of a landlords house who has been fucking with you... on your last day there.
I am going to get the last box and put it in the moving truck and then we are outta here, but first i'm gonna finish "Skunking a motherfucker" so no one ever wants to live here again.
by Stains and Smears March 15, 2018
when a fart is amplified when sitting on the toilet bowl, creating a sound that is many times louder in volume than normal.
i was taking a shit in my girlfriends dorm when i amplifarted and everyone in the next room could clearly hear it.
by Stains and Smears November 24, 2017