Definitions by Staifreak

Albert Bartlett 

Exceptional breasts.
Taken from the word “chebs” sounding like “chips” used as a code so as not to be caught checking them out.

Albert Bartlett has arrived on table 20.

Albert Bartlett by Staifreak March 13, 2018

Scudders 

A name for a bald person taken from the word “scud” meaning naked, a shortened form of “scud nut”

Scudders, scud

Scudders by Staifreak March 13, 2018

Flight Mode 

Getting ridiculously drunk to the point where you injure yourself and obliterate your surroundings as demonstrated by Denzel Washington’s character in the movie “Flight”

What happened to you last night.
Fuck knows man, must have engaged flight mode!

Flight Mode by Staifreak March 13, 2018

blueheid

That girl with the blue hair no one knows that got invited to a house party that turned into a complete loon.

Mate, I thought you took Blueheid up the road?

Mate - yeah but she followed me all the way back - fucking raging!

blueheid by Staifreak March 13, 2018

done your nut? 

Have you lost your mind?

What’s up with you mate?
Done your nut?

done your nut? by Staifreak March 13, 2018

that’s the one 

What Andy says in agreement to almost everything, even If the question is “pint of Guinness please”

Pint of Guinness please Andy.

Andy - “That’s the one”

that’s the one by Staifreak March 13, 2018

johnson’s baby 

Someone in a work environment who bursts into tears at any moment of the slightest confrontation.
Relates to Johnson’s “no more tears shampoo”

What is up with Johnson’s baby now?
- Oh, I️ told her I️ couldn’t help her out with a spare bottle of stoli!
- FFS! Again?

johnson’s baby by Staifreak March 13, 2018