jakey bag

The blue plastic carrier bag that you carry your cheap alcohol home in.

Mate, are you going up the road? Don’t Forget your jakey bag
Awe, cheers mate, I’d be fucked without it!

by Staifreak May 15, 2018

Staifreak

Remain calm.
Comes from the Italian of “stai calmo” meaning “stay calm”
Mutated from Stai freaking calmo ( so as not to swear in public and shortened)

“Where’s that fucking fifty quid I lent you???

“Staifreak eh, told you I’ll sort you out tomorrow!”

by Staifreak July 01, 2018

Getting It

When you see a really hot girl and you tell your buddy that you would definitely get the D.

Whoa, did you see that chick?
Yeah man, she’s totally getting it!

by Staifreak June 22, 2018

done your nut?

Have you lost your mind?

What’s up with you mate?
Done your nut?

by Staifreak March 13, 2018

Scudders

A name for a bald person taken from the word “scud” meaning naked, a shortened form of “scud nut”

Scudders, scud

by Staifreak March 13, 2018

strokepished

When someone is so drunk that you cannot determine whether or not they have had a stroke or have simply had too much to drink.

Me:The woman on table 49 is pure steaming!
Anthony: mate she’s had a stroke.
(Half an hour later) - can’t even punch her PIN number into card machine
Woman on table 49:Shouting “this is a pure disgrace! I’m in retail!”
Me: Told you she was pished!
Anthony: Aye..... STROKEPISHED!

by Staifreak November 12, 2018

is it in the fridge?

Used as a connotation for telling the truth.
Relates to a question of whether a sandwich had be in the fridge all day and whether the answer was truthful.
Can then be used to test the honesty of any answer.

There’s a sandwich out back for you mate.
Anthony, is it in the fridge?
Yes.
Anthony,....is it in the fridge?
.....no.

by Staifreak May 15, 2018