St. Ias's definitions

FCP

Fresh clean prostitute

Prostitution is legal in Holland. Thanks to the Dutch government evey prostitute is able to visit a medical centre and get regular medical treatment. Dutch women may worry about their husbands visiting prostitutes but at least they know that their man will probably be visiting a FCP

by St. Ias October 3, 2005

date rape

Drug addicted terrorising extremists ravaging assaulting pillaging entering

At least one young woman a weekend in Britain, going out for a quiet drink
at the weekend with her friends, suffers date rape

by St. Ias October 2, 2005

CHP

This an acronym for Clearly hocus pocus

There was a circus in town the other day and one of the acts, a magician, used the phrase Hocus Pocus before several of his tricks. I heard a father tell his young daughter as they came out of the tent that the magician's entire routine was CHP

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

jumper

A person who jumps to conclusions

A jumper sometimes jumps to conclusions by gut instinct

by St. Ias October 2, 2005

guak

guak is an acronym for " give us another kiss "

I was lying in my bed attempting to go to sleep. Outside in the street I heard a young couple talking. I heard the guy say " guak "

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

jr

jr is an acronym for just right

A woman friend of mine is blocking my messages. Although I am upset maybe she is teaching me a lesson and is jr. I hope she stops blocking me some day soon

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

JMR

Jacobean magnificent reporters

During the period James I of England was on the throne (1566 - 1625)
those JMR Sir Francis Bacon and William Shakespeare were well known for their writing

by St. Ias September 27, 2005