Definitions by St Ias

bed

bed is an acronym for be dominated

In BDSM play when retiring for the night, and heading for bed, the husband
(a top) should point his finger at his wife (a sub) and say in a stern manner "bed"

bed by St Ias January 2, 2006

nnritb 

nnritb is an acronym for naughty nightly romps in the bedroom

Many open minded couples enjoy nnritb

nnritb by St Ias December 29, 2005

lmao

Iamo is an acronym for Ladies More Accomplished Organisation

lmao has been bandied about for so long now most of the guys, including myself think it means " laughing my arse off" I will let you guys, who are still under that impression, into a little secret. LMAO is an abbreviation for the Ladies More Accomplished Organisation

lmao by St Ias December 28, 2005

Three blondes in black skirts 

Three blondes in black skirts are what men in Ireland say to the barmaid when ordering three pints of Guinness

I attended a Pub Quiz last night. Before the quiz started I went up to the bar. I was with two friends. We are all Guinness drinkers so I asked the barmaid for three blondes in black skirts.

Three blondes in black skirts by St Ias December 28, 2005

coffee 

Coffee is an acronym for Condoms organised fantastic fucks endlessly ensured.

I received a message from a woman, a good friend, asking me to meet her for coffee in Dublin.

coffee by St Ias December 28, 2005

Fun 

Fun is an acronym for frequent undisturbed naughtiness

My Friend lives about forty miles from Dublin, near the Curragh in Co. Kildare. She sent me an email asking me to arrange to see her. She suggested we have coffee, have some fun and see the absurdity of the world.

Fun by St Ias December 28, 2005

getting your end away 

Getting your end away means having a good shag with a woman

When my friend spoke to me this morning, as he had not been able to contact me last night, he said " I gather you must have been getting your end away when I phoned ".

getting your end away by St Ias November 23, 2005