social aphasia

Someone who does not know when another person is dropping a hint. A person with social aphasia cannot understand when someone is trying to make a point. A Social Aphasiac fails to decipher simple hints, and makes repeated petty attempts to prove themselves.
Jeff: Sometimes Frank is such a Social Aphasiac.

Ray: He is really out of touch.
Jeff: He would never know.
Ray: Such a creepy person.
by SsTtUu April 28, 2011
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Gem

a slang term for the astrological sign Gemini.

An adjective to describe a physically attractive women.
Simon: So you used to be a Tarus. Based on the change of the tilt of the axis of the earth you're a Gem.
Nancy: I'll always be a Taurus.

Simon: Jennifer is a Gem.
by SsTtUu April 28, 2011
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Ditch Chicken

Used primarily in the underground world. Made popular around the Upstate New York area.

1) A woman who continues to hook up with men out of her league, and consistently gets rejected and goes back to hanging out with regs.

2) A lady who has spent a long time dating one guy and is dumped for a another more attractive mate.

3) A person you find throwing up while trying to find a good place to take a piss outside a party.

4) A streewalker who can be seen wandering around after 3 AM or 4 AM.
You hear Taylor dated Seth Green. Guess what she dumped her, and now she wants back with me. She's such a ditch chicken.

Hey bro whos the ditch chicken out back with the heaves?

Come on, we should stop and pick up a ditch chicken; it's our last night in Vegas.
by SsTtUu June 10, 2011
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Mavin

Someone who rules with exuberance, and achieves good fortune.
Gary: $100, $200, $300, $400, $500.
Tim: Gary stop selling domain names to locals, and go public.
Gary: $600, $700, $800, $900, $1,000.
Tim: You know for a third grader you're a real mavin.
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shoppergasm

When you walk into a store, and gasp at a new shirt, pants, or toy you absolutely love. Most of the time these gasps resemble something you might hear on HBO late night or your neighbors prized collection of porn DVDs.
<walks into store and has a shoppergasm while looking at new shirt>
shopper 1: omg, ahh this is ahhh i love this.
shopper 2: yessss!! this is amazing.
by SsTtUu December 16, 2010
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Phlegm

A cool aura surrounding a person. Most of the time a sense of confidence exuded from the person. Their talents bring out the best of his peers, and he is level headed easy to get a long with, and is renowned, as well as, successful. Even with his enviable good fortune other don't feel jealous, and support their developmental growth and good fortune.
Leroy: Man, don't you love being around Peter.
Anna: Yes, there is something around his Phlegm.
Leroy: Our group is making money hand over fist.
Anna: He really brings out the best of our team.
Leroy: His confidence is almost contagious.
by SsTtUu April 28, 2011
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Jeffrey

A Finely rolled blunt, dutch, or cigar to perfection. The contents can range from marijuana, the finest tobaccos, or elicit drugs. The euphoria you feel from smoking a Jeffrey will leave you happy, with intense feeling of pleasure, and a state of shock and awe.
I just smoked and amazing Jeffrey. I think this is the best feeling I have ever had in my life.
by SsTtUu June 20, 2011
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