cunnilingus

The thing a man does only in hopes of a return blowjob. See also marriage.

So if I put my mouth there, will you put your mouth here?

by Spyder Mayhem August 16, 2005

Pulling a Peter Jennings

Smoking a cigarette with little to no care for your own well-being. Embracing your own mortality through carcenogenic tubes.

"Shall we step out on to the balcony and pull a Peter Jennings?"

by Spyder Mayhem August 16, 2005

poor

Synonym for "Minority."

Juan and T-Loc are poor.

by Spyder Mayhem August 16, 2005

Cedar Point

The horrible pain one feels when the dildo and or phallus is inserted into the anus without proper and/or enough lubrication.

Jimmy felt the cedar point because Steven was low on lube.

by Spyder Mayhem August 16, 2005

KP

Military nomenclature for the Korean language, usually used in conjunction with the teaching of said language to aspiring cunning linguists.

Private Snuffy studied KP at the Defense Language Institute in Monterey, California.

by Spyder Mayhem August 16, 2005

coal burner

Someone or something that burns coal.

The locomotive was a coal burner, giving it the awesome power of eighteen mighty horses.

by Spyder Mayhem August 16, 2005

Chewy

Wookie sidekick of Han Solo.

"RAAARGH! GHRARGH RARGH!"

by Spyder Mayhem August 16, 2005