Spyder Mayhem's definitions

KP

Military nomenclature for the Korean language, usually used in conjunction with the teaching of said language to aspiring cunning linguists.

Private Snuffy studied KP at the Defense Language Institute in Monterey, California.

by Spyder Mayhem September 13, 2005

The City

Stomping grounds of The Tick, also the place where he keeps his stuff.

"You can't blow up The City! That's where I keep my stuff!"

by Spyder Mayhem July 23, 2008

cunnilingus

The thing a man does only in hopes of a return blowjob. See also marriage.

So if I put my mouth there, will you put your mouth here?

by Spyder Mayhem September 13, 2005

XoXo

Somewhat unsuccessful ruler of China during the Mung dynasty. Known mainly for the pointless public works projects he began but never finished.

"XoXo wants the Great Wall repainted by next week."

by Spyder Mayhem September 13, 2005

Pulling a Peter Jennings

Smoking a cigarette with little to no care for your own well-being. Embracing your own mortality through carcenogenic tubes.

"Shall we step out on to the balcony and pull a Peter Jennings?"

by Spyder Mayhem September 13, 2005

Breeder

One of those damn aliens who tries to plant their eggs in your stomach. DO NOT LET THEM!

The Breeder chased me down the hallway, but I was ready, shotgun in hand.

by Spyder Mayhem September 13, 2005

Chewy

Wookie sidekick of Han Solo.

"RAAARGH! GHRARGH RARGH!"

by Spyder Mayhem September 13, 2005