Spyder Mayhem's definitions

cunnilingus

The thing a man does only in hopes of a return blowjob. See also marriage.

So if I put my mouth there, will you put your mouth here?

by Spyder Mayhem September 13, 2005

Breeder

One of those damn aliens who tries to plant their eggs in your stomach. DO NOT LET THEM!

The Breeder chased me down the hallway, but I was ready, shotgun in hand.

by Spyder Mayhem September 13, 2005

coal burner

Someone or something that burns coal.

The locomotive was a coal burner, giving it the awesome power of eighteen mighty horses.

by Spyder Mayhem September 13, 2005

The City

Stomping grounds of The Tick, also the place where he keeps his stuff.

"You can't blow up The City! That's where I keep my stuff!"

by Spyder Mayhem July 23, 2008

Cedar Point

The horrible pain one feels when the dildo and or phallus is inserted into the anus without proper and/or enough lubrication.

Jimmy felt the cedar point because Steven was low on lube.

by Spyder Mayhem September 13, 2005

revision

The present's way of making the past seem better.

Revision = Ghenghis Khan holding a puppy.

by Spyder Mayhem September 13, 2005

Chewy

Wookie sidekick of Han Solo.

"RAAARGH! GHRARGH RARGH!"

by Spyder Mayhem September 13, 2005