Spyder Mayhem's definitions

Cedar Point

The horrible pain one feels when the dildo and or phallus is inserted into the anus without proper and/or enough lubrication.

Jimmy felt the cedar point because Steven was low on lube.

by Spyder Mayhem September 13, 2005

poor

Synonym for "Minority."

Juan and T-Loc are poor.

by Spyder Mayhem September 13, 2005

revision

The present's way of making the past seem better.

Revision = Ghenghis Khan holding a puppy.

by Spyder Mayhem September 13, 2005

Chewy

Wookie sidekick of Han Solo.

"RAAARGH! GHRARGH RARGH!"

by Spyder Mayhem September 13, 2005

Breeder

One of those damn aliens who tries to plant their eggs in your stomach. DO NOT LET THEM!

The Breeder chased me down the hallway, but I was ready, shotgun in hand.

by Spyder Mayhem September 13, 2005

KP

Military nomenclature for the Korean language, usually used in conjunction with the teaching of said language to aspiring cunning linguists.

Private Snuffy studied KP at the Defense Language Institute in Monterey, California.

by Spyder Mayhem September 13, 2005

Pulling a Peter Jennings

Smoking a cigarette with little to no care for your own well-being. Embracing your own mortality through carcenogenic tubes.

"Shall we step out on to the balcony and pull a Peter Jennings?"

by Spyder Mayhem September 13, 2005