police

Government-funded gangster

Today I saw some Jennifer Street Police cruising around.Scary man.

by sPUD November 06, 2012

pronk

Nickname of major league baseball player Travis Hafner. It stands for "half project, half donkey."

Hafner had initiated his run to win the All-Star vote on Monday during a news conference, when he joked that fans should "Vote Pronk," a reference to his nickname.

by Spud August 05, 2004

fonger

someone who licks their own asshole

u fong urself so therefore u r a fonger

by spud June 01, 2003

bullllllshit

tis a great word first spoken by mario

"its aload of bullllllshit"

by spud February 15, 2004

lightweight

This can have two meanings:
1) The traditional meaning of someone who cannot hold their drink or
2) An insulting term given to someone whose actions or opinions are of no consequence.

Martin: Is that Graham over there, in the Burberry shirt?
Spud: Yeah, but steer clear of him, he's a lightweight.

by Spud September 24, 2003

clam bumper

A homosexual woman. (slander)

Man: "How did I know my girlfriend would run off with a clam bumper?"

by Spud January 27, 2004

the hutiger

someone who gets two DUIs in the same year. Someone who drinks alot and gets very wasted.

Man you are as crunked as the hutiger.

by spud April 16, 2005