Spud's definitions

clam bumper

A homosexual woman. (slander)

Man: "How did I know my girlfriend would run off with a clam bumper?"

by Spud January 27, 2004

Bunfight

a party that is so far "off the hook", that there is no "hook". It can't even see the "hook".

"Man, I went to a total Bunfight last night, it was off tha hizzy fo shizzy"

by Spud October 22, 2003

shazam

used while playing multiplayer halo or any other multiplayer game it means "in your face inferior opponents"
*can only properly be used if yelled

*Shazam* mother fuckers!

by Spud August 9, 2004

firkin

Something unspeakable you perform with your unmentionables.

Professor Hill caught Jennings having a quick firkin in the lavotories and nearly ended himself on the spot.

by spud July 22, 2003

spurtle

An implement you use to stir the porridge (roofles)

Michty thats a huge spurtle you've there Hamish. I bet the wee woman loves it.

by spud August 14, 2003

the hutiger

someone who gets two DUIs in the same year. Someone who drinks alot and gets very wasted.

Man you are as crunked as the hutiger.

by spud April 16, 2005

nigger rich

having a fat wallet but all the bills are ones

that guy must be rich look at the size of his wallet.
nah that guy is just nigger rich

by Spud August 2, 2004