Definitions by Spud

clam bumper

A homosexual woman. (slander)

Man: "How did I know my girlfriend would run off with a clam bumper?"

clam bumper by Spud January 27, 2004

Clam Bumping 

The illusory idea that homosexual women may have sex by bumping one female's vaginal labia against another female's vaginal labia. A slander. Other forms: clam bumper(s).

"Those dikey chicks are off to go clam bumping."

Clam Bumping by Spud January 27, 2004

buttload 

The base unit for 'loads'. Not a whole lot, but will still take a large amount of time to do or be really hard to carry

That's a buttload of comics.

buttload by Spud January 9, 2004

Bunfight 

a party that is so far "off the hook", that there is no "hook". It can't even see the "hook".

"Man, I went to a total Bunfight last night, it was off tha hizzy fo shizzy"

Bunfight by Spud October 22, 2003

Len Brennan 

Named after Bishop Len Brennan, a character from the marvellous series Father Ted. A Len Brennan is a long run up to gather momentum followed by a kick up the arse.

See Spoofer

Len Brennan by Spud October 3, 2003

fogey 

Also old fogey, one who is old before their time. Best viewed through their demeanour or their habits.

Graham: I was thinking of staying in on Friday nights to watch the Eamonn Dunphy show on TV3 and then maybe catch up on "Wife Swap"; the first few episodes were really good.
Spud: I don't believe I'm hear in this you old fogey!

fogey by Spud October 2, 2003

eejit

An imbecile dolt, or fool. Colloquial Dublin expression.

Graham: I'll think I'll book the continental breakfast for the morning after my stag nite. Its only £11 extra.
Jason: What are you doing that for you eejit.

eejit by Spud October 2, 2003