8 definitions by Sports Pimps

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A city in the northern suburbs of Minneapolis. Has the highest mullet per capita ratio of any city in Minnesota.
If you go to Menards in Coon Rapids you are sure to see at least 5 mullets, and at least 15 nascar tee shirts.
by Sports Pimps May 24, 2005
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1)Burt Reynolds' alter ego
2)An endearing name reserved for annoying cats
Dont leave your weed out or Terd Ferguson will eat it!
by Sports Pimps March 24, 2005
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When a professional sports team loses by 40-49 points.
The Wolves gave the Pacers a mongoose fondling with their 125-80 victory.
by Sports Pimps March 24, 2005
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To kick the shit out of somebody in NHL Hitz!
Ohh snap son, Ray just handed you the Bertuzzi Cock!
by Sports Pimps March 24, 2005
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A really annoying person who constantly talks about Star Wars, and Family Guy. Usually disliked amongst all of his peers and teachers alike.
Kent Thompson from Richfield Minnesota is the original Douchezilla!
by Sports Pimps March 24, 2005
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When a professional sports team loses by 30-39 pts.
The Wolves squirell raped the Knicks 110-79.
by Sports Pimps March 24, 2005
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when a professional sports team loses by 50+ points.
The New Orleans Hornets recieve a Komodo Dragon Cumslanging every time they step on the court.
by Sports Pimps March 24, 2005
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