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coon rapids 

A city in the northern suburbs of Minneapolis. Has the highest mullet per capita ratio of any city in Minnesota.

If you go to Menards in Coon Rapids you are sure to see at least 5 mullets, and at least 15 nascar tee shirts.

coon rapids by Sports Pimps May 27, 2005

Mongoose Fondle 

When a professional sports team loses by 40-49 points.

The Wolves gave the Pacers a mongoose fondling with their 125-80 victory.

Mongoose Fondle by Sports Pimps March 24, 2005

Komodo Dragon Cumslang 

when a professional sports team loses by 50+ points.

The New Orleans Hornets recieve a Komodo Dragon Cumslanging every time they step on the court.

Komodo Dragon Cumslang by Sports Pimps March 24, 2005

Bertuzzi Cock 

To kick the shit out of somebody in NHL Hitz!

Ohh snap son, Ray just handed you the Bertuzzi Cock!

Bertuzzi Cock by Sports Pimps March 24, 2005

terd ferguson 

1)Burt Reynolds' alter ego
2)An endearing name reserved for annoying cats

Dont leave your weed out or Terd Ferguson will eat it!

terd ferguson by Sports Pimps March 24, 2005

golden goose 

A legendary historic figure from Lakeville Minnesota, who wore a Gold Track suit and often urinated his pants. Became famous for having a diarrhea explosion in the middle of a sixth grade classroom. There was such an abundance of poop that it flowed out of the bottom of his pants and formed a puddle on the floor. And he was a giant douche too!

Look guys, the Golden Goose just crapped his pants again!

golden goose by Sports Pimps March 24, 2005

Squirell Rape 

When a professional sports team loses by 30-39 pts.

The Wolves squirell raped the Knicks 110-79.

Squirell Rape by Sports Pimps March 24, 2005