Definitions by Spodermen2121 z

urban dictionary 

A dictionary website that designed for defining slang terms, now it's a website that teenage asshats with too much free time use to take shots at politicians and express sexual angers, as well as making fun of anyone else they possibly can.

Guy: God, what happened to Urban Dictionary? Where'd it all go wrong?

Creator of Urban Dictionary: It went wrong when I opened this website to the public....

urban dictionary by Spodermen2121 z February 11, 2017

Fantastic Four

Marvel Comics' original team of superheroes, who, for some reason, can't have any good movies about them.

Why is every Fantastic Four movie awful? Why can't Marvel buy back the characters and do them some justice?

Fantastic Four by Spodermen2121 z February 8, 2017

leafy 

A youtuber who has no talent, yet tons of subscribers.

God, I hate leafy. I bet most of his subscribers are other google accounts he made.

leafy by Spodermen2121 z February 8, 2017

Schwartz 

The Schwartz is a greater magic. It binds everything in the universe together. It can be channeled through rings found in Cracker Jack boxes. The Schwartz can be used to move things with one's mind and the rings can be used to channel energy blades. Contrary to popular belief, these blades are not, in fact, "penis-powered" The Schwartz is kept by the everlasting know-it-all, Yogurt, in his home on the moon of vega.

Yogurt: I am the keeper of a greater magic, known throughout the universe as....

Barf: The Force?

Yogurt: No, the Schwartz

Schwartz by Spodermen2121 z February 7, 2017

suicide squad 

A crappy DC Comics movie about a team of supervillians (even though they have Captain Boomerang who was arrested for robbing banks. The film had an extremely misleading trailer that made it look super awesome, although it wound up being terrible. It has some good performances by Will Smith who played deadshot and margot robbie who played harley quinn Other then that, it was bad acting, underdeveloped characters, and a lame story. The film also oversexualized the female characters (except for katana and amanda waller )

Guy 1: Man, did you see Batman V. Superman? It looked so good in the trailer, but it was awful!

Guy 2: Couldn't have been worse then Suicide Squad

suicide squad by Spodermen2121 z January 28, 2017

allison gold 

basically Rebecca Black. She's a little girl with no talent, yet her parents give her money to shoot a music video. Her video is called "Chinese Food" and is highly recommended to people that like to play Try Not To Cringe.

Guy 1: Dude, have you seen that stupid Rebecca Black music video? So awful.

Guy 2: Yeah, but have you seen Allison Gold's "Chinese Food?" it's just as awful.

allison gold by Spodermen2121 z January 27, 2017

freenium 

A video game, usually an MMO or mobile game, that claims to be free but gets everyone with the in-game purchases, eventually making more money then they would've for just making the game cost money

Man, I played that stupid freenium game and spent my college fund trying to expand my kingdom.

freenium by Spodermen2121 z January 24, 2017