Spltbird's definitions

piss pump

a penis

that bitch sure can suck a good piss pump.

by spltbird November 25, 2002

beer bong

a funnel and a hose attached together in order to consume large quantities of beer

hey, i hit this beer bong aready, it's your turn to have a fast beer.

by spltbird November 25, 2002

roastbeef

a woman that has pussy lips that are dark, are too long, and hang down.

I was wif this new bitch, and I went down to mop her dungeon, but she had some nasty roastbeef cookin.

by spltbird November 25, 2002

truffle shuffle

to hold and shake your stomach, from the movie "goonies"

did you see Cedric the Entertainer do the truffle shuffle after the show?

by spltbird November 25, 2002

ding dong ditch

to knock on an anonymous door and run away

i'm bored let's go ding dong ditch someone

by spltbird November 25, 2002