Spit Blood's definitions

cumdump

The end result of a blumpkin

how males multiple orgasm

by Spit Blood May 12, 2003

choke the bishop

noun: masturbate.
In the game of chess the bishop piece bears remarkable resemblance to a circumcised penis.

After blowing it with every girl in the bar, Dave had no choice but to go home and choke the bishop.

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

deeznuts

"these nuts": one's own testicles.

Did you see Mindy looking at me? That girl totally wants deeznuts.

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

FUG

A Fucking Ugly Girl
On a scale of 1-10, a zero.
see also warpig

That chick is so hairy she got a full-fledged mustache, what a FUG.

by Spit Blood April 16, 2003

dills

shortened version of worddillsnick/word or worddillznick/word

The girl at the video story totally wants to get on my dills

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

atomic bitchwax

a kick-ass metal band (power trio) from New Jersey. Awesome riffs and great instrumentals. Only half their songs have words.

Ed wanted "Atomic" in the band's name. Chris wanted "wax" as part of the band's name. Keith walked into the room and they asked him to say the first word that came to his head "bitch!" he said. They went on to record 2 LP's and an EP until Ed quit and was replaced by Finn.

by Spit Blood March 13, 2005

Pummela Handerson

A nickname given to one's hand when masturbating to make it sound slightly more glorious (i.e. like "Pamela Anderson")

So you went home and scored with Pummela Handerson?

by Spit Blood April 20, 2003