Spit Blood's definitions

King Kong

In Texas Hold 'em poker, the starting hand of two Kings (KK), the second best starting hand in Hold 'em. Also referred to as "Cowboys" or "Twin Rulers". The only thing you really need to worry about is seeing an ace on the board.

I had King Kong and bet hard to keep out the BS pre-flop

by Spit Blood April 25, 2005

dusted

adj: under the influence of marijuana and/or PCP; high.

What happens if the cops pull you over and you're dusted? Big trouble, that's what, buddy.

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

late

multi-purpose excalamtory
1) Goodbye!
2) Wow!
3) Take that!
4) That sucks!
5) Oh shit!

believed to have originated in Houston

upon seeing one's hometown team defeated in the final seconds of a sporting match:
LATE!

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

trippin

To be under the influence of a hallucinogen such as LSD or "Shrooms"

When I was trippin' I thought I could fly, so I jumped off the roof of the Kwik-Stop and broke my neck.

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

double fuck

Sex when two guys fuck the same chick at the same time. Generally one in the front and one in the back.

I asked her if she had ever been double fucked by 2 black studs. She didn't say anything. She just got up and left. So I'm guessing she probably hadn't.

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

check it

command:
1) listen to this, to me
2) look at this, at me

Frightened? Well I'm not surprised, ya never seen the likes of me. Check it, I want a big fat advance and my alfalfa free.

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

5-0

noun:
1) The police
2) A skateboard grind manuever in "manual" or "wheelie" position

1) It's the 5-0! Dump out your beer.
2) He fucking switch-flip 5-0 grinded the Hubba ledge and popped it off clean.

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003