Spit Blood's definitions

kick it

To play a song a high degree of skill; possibly to improvise.

How about, we'll kick it. I'll say "kick it" and you just kick it with a tasty groove... ready... kick it... kick it... come on goddammit Kyle could you one time kick it what the fuck? We have a crucial clutch-cargo gig coming up Kyle you COCKSUCKER! You don't give a shit and I've been sittin' around gettin' sick of your attitude! You fucker! You fuckin' biiitch!

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

dildo squeeze

A man who squeezes dildos between his asscheeks

Eminem is such a dildo squeeze

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

paint white

To spray with jizz, generally applying a thick coating.

Right before I was about to bust my nuts I pulled out and painted your mom white.

by Spit Blood April 21, 2003

lixx

Speedy guitar notes or chords that require a great deal of skill to play. Generally part of a solo.

I can play some really hot lixx too. Like the ones that are way up high on the tiny strings and you have to mash your fingers on 'em like "meeedly meeeeldy meeeedly meeeeooooooow!!..."

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

choke the bishop

noun: masturbate.
In the game of chess the bishop piece bears remarkable resemblance to a circumcised penis.

After blowing it with every girl in the bar, Dave had no choice but to go home and choke the bishop.

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

gay*

adj: Characterized by bad features. Asterisk denotes that it is not in fact homosexual in nature and thus presupposes political correctness.

They cancelled our soccer game because it was drizzling? That is so gay*

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

trippin

To be under the influence of a hallucinogen such as LSD or "Shrooms"

When I was trippin' I thought I could fly, so I jumped off the roof of the Kwik-Stop and broke my neck.

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003