Spit Blood's definitions

lixx

Speedy guitar notes or chords that require a great deal of skill to play. Generally part of a solo.

I can play some really hot lixx too. Like the ones that are way up high on the tiny strings and you have to mash your fingers on 'em like "meeedly meeeeldy meeeedly meeeeooooooow!!..."

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

double fuck

Sex when two guys fuck the same chick at the same time. Generally one in the front and one in the back.

I asked her if she had ever been double fucked by 2 black studs. She didn't say anything. She just got up and left. So I'm guessing she probably hadn't.

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

choke the bishop

noun: masturbate.
In the game of chess the bishop piece bears remarkable resemblance to a circumcised penis.

After blowing it with every girl in the bar, Dave had no choice but to go home and choke the bishop.

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

dildo squeeze

A man who squeezes dildos between his asscheeks

Eminem is such a dildo squeeze

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

pussyfoot

To act in an overly cautious, wussy manner.

Donald never got the nerve to talk to any of the girls in the bar. He just spent the night pussyfooting around and then went home to choke the bishop.

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

fuck truck

A van or bus usually used by frat guys to visit other colleges and try to pick up girls to bring to their party.

Sigma Nu tried to get a fuck truck for their party tonight, but they only brought back 3 girls, all and all of the were beat as fuck.

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

SHB

Super Hot Babe
On a scale of 1-10 a 9.5+
also see HB

Heidi Klum is the prototypical SHB

by Spit Blood April 16, 2003