Definitions by Spit Blood

high maintainance bitch

noun: a girl who requires a great of maintainance i.e. dates, gifts, calls, etc. in order that you can continue dating/fucking her.

Adam girlfriend is a high maintainance bitch. If he doesn't drop at least $50 on her a week she won't give up the punani.

high maintainance bitch by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

check it 

command:
1) listen to this, to me
2) look at this, at me

Frightened? Well I'm not surprised, ya never seen the likes of me. Check it, I want a big fat advance and my alfalfa free.

check it by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

gangsta bitch barbie 

1) Subject of an SNL skit. "Comes with her own pack of Newports".
2) The name of a Boston-based rap/metal band that later changed its name to Nullset upon being signed.

In Japan the hand is used like a knife.

gangsta bitch barbie by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

N.W.A.

No Whites Allowed = What white people think NWA stands for.

Hey guys. NWA is so cool. When I grow up, I want to be black.

N.W.A. by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

buttne 

Acne on the butt.

Though he could reach the zits on his face, he wasn't limber enough to pop his buttne on his ass with the compass.

buttne by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

dildo squeeze 

A man who squeezes dildos between his asscheeks

Eminem is such a dildo squeeze

dildo squeeze by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

shitkicker 

a redneck who does a lot of drugs

"Man I got some superdust. Here I was a huffin, uh, lighter... uh, airplane glue in a sandwich bag. Just all I care to get it on into my lungs and gettin' high. Then I take me a hit of that gas, right after I take a hit. Man you talk about a warped mind I got one, and lighter fluid... I sniff it by the cans. I mean, I am Superman"

shitkicker by Spit Blood April 15, 2003