Master's Hot Pocket 

When the dominant male gets his cousin to piss in his mouth while he shits in his cousin mouth.

Bout to have me a nice Master's Hot Pocket with the fam.

Master's Hot Pocket by Whoisit??? March 17, 2023

MASTER's pit 

A pit with a magic barrier/ force field making it impossible to teleport in or out of, or use magic inside of. The only person able to teleport in or out is MASTER. The pit is 3957 miles deep (1 mile from the earths core). This pit can only be controlled by MASTER. It can fill with lava and kill whoever is inside, or water for a refreshing hot tub. The only way to enter is to ask MASTER. Then the only way to survive the fall is to dive head first. The pit also doubles as a bunker and weapons facility. No weapons are permitted unless MASTER says so.

i'm gonna dive into the MASTER's pit.

MASTER's pit by MASTER's Definitions September 22, 2020

Master’s Touch 

To describe when a black woman is fingered by a white man.

“Shanaynae, how was youre date with Chad?”
“Girl, he had the Master’s touch on my insides.”

Master’s Touch by MFocus April 18, 2023

Potion Master's Corner 

A totally awesome interview show hosted by the one and only Joe Moses (AKA Snape). He interviews the cast of A very Potter Musical and A very Potter Sequel. It is showed on youtube.

And if you need to adjust your legs or your hands, just don't do it because it will ruin the whole show. - Potion Master's Corner

Potion Master's Corner by iloveavpm January 13, 2011

The Master's College 

A college-sized bubble in Southern California where holy virgins wank off to pictures of Jesus, John MacArthur, and Sarah Palin.

"What's with that loser wearing an anti-abortion shirt and preaching the Bible with a microphone?"
"He must go to The Master's College"

The Master's College by browncoatsnarker December 5, 2011

Bingo-Master’s Breakout!

Two swans in front of his eyes
Colored balls in front of his eyes
It's number one for his Kelly's eye
Treble-six right over his eye
A big shot's voice in his ears
Worlds of silence in his ears
All the numbers account for years
Checks the cards through eyes of tears
Bingo-Master's Breakout!
All he sees is the back of chairs
In the mirror, a lack of hairs
A lighted room, checks fill out
Here the players all shout

Bingo-Master’s Breakout!
A glass of lager in his hand
Silver microphone in his hand
Wasting time in numbers and rhymes
(One hand drug and faces bright)
Bingo-Master's Breakout!
Came the time he flipped his lid
Came the time he flipped his lid
Holiday in Spain fell through
Players put it down to
Bingo-Master's Breakout
A hall full of cards left unfilled
He ended his life with wine and pills
There's a grave somewhere only partly filled
A sign in graveyard on a hill reads
Bingo-Master's Breakout

Bingo-Master’s Breakout! by Death Menace February 28, 2023

Ok master let’s kill da hoe BEETCH 

Koichis stand telling koichi that it’s time to kill a thot

Ok master let’s kill da hoe BEETCH

Ok master let’s kill da hoe BEETCH by Hisbshshwuwu January 2, 2020