Spiritual-Master's definitions
My personal time machine records current events more accurately than any other source on earth. When tested for accuracy my clock will always be right on time. presently the time is now and now is the time. Imagine you read this and ten seconds elapsed. It is not ten seconds after now, it is still now and your imagination has fooled you. Don't be the fool who questions the accuracy of my time machine.
Currently, my records of this event are accurate because I use my infallible personal time machine called Modern chronology to record it.
by Spiritual-Master January 12, 2022
Get the Modern chronologymug. The term I ripped off from Gutfeld stands for New American Civil Liberties Union. This new organization is standing up for people like Neal Young whose right to ruin his own brand must be defended. Run By the Blackfoot Redneck Holy Okie leprechaun spirit the Honorable "Lord Bud" The jurisdiction of this organization's authority is limited to the "Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation" Any famous person who wishes to trash their own career may do so anywhere in this great free nation. If anyone denies them that right they may retain the services of the Honorable Lord Bud for free. this effectively gives them an Honorary "Queensbury Parden" for trespassing.
Blessings, respect, and love to all without prejudice
Blessings, respect, and love to all without prejudice
famous person 1: I am tired of life as a celebrity wish I could change my name and start over and get an ordinary job.
famous person 2: Dude I heard that NACLU will defend any famous person's right to do that and all you have to do is Pick Blackberries for $2 a day for twenty-two days on the "Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation"
Famous person 3: don't do it, man, all the famous people who died are still alive with different names and they never got off that plantation. They are still Picking Blackberries in the hot sun to this day. Rumor has it that Tom Petty is there Ghostwriting songs for Bob Christ.
famous person 2: Dude I heard that NACLU will defend any famous person's right to do that and all you have to do is Pick Blackberries for $2 a day for twenty-two days on the "Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation"
Famous person 3: don't do it, man, all the famous people who died are still alive with different names and they never got off that plantation. They are still Picking Blackberries in the hot sun to this day. Rumor has it that Tom Petty is there Ghostwriting songs for Bob Christ.
by Spiritual-Master January 31, 2022
Get the NACLUmug.