Spiritual-Master's definitions
Body Of Believer. The code and nickname of all believers in a spiritual afterlife. The son of "Lord Bud" (The Holy Okie) is Robert A McKinney a sacrificed RAM. Sacrificing his Horns he became a polled sheep that could not butt heads with other rams. Should you argue on the opposite side of this truth you will reveal yourself a fool, because. My truth will not argue back, (NO BUTTING HEADS) nor will it change just because you refuse to accept it and believe it. Bob will just stand there self-evident while you are looking like a fool.
I am the Public Defender of my son BOB. I protect his exclusively private right to believe in the Holy Okie. I forbid him from holding any public office. He has been instructed to reserve, invoke, and exercise his fifth amendment right to remain silent and has not spoken since my death of lung cancer on August 13, 1999. Do you know anyone more trustworthy than a man who has not told a lie in 22years?
by Spiritual-Master January 5, 2022
Get the BOBmug. This Legal domicile is occupied and ruled by the Orwellian Totalitarian Tyrant & Dead white slave owner known as The Holy Okie Blackfoot redneck Leprechaun Spirit the honorable "Lord Bud" The only known Blackberry picking slave to his spirit is his firstfruit the only begotten son Christ Bob who is paid $2 per day for picking one single gallon of berries. Fines for trespass onto this plantation are collected in Blackberry futures. "Lord Bud" is the originator of the "McKinny Penny" he touts that his penny is worth your twenty when giving change for the payment of trespass fines.
George Washington: Hey Thomas have you toured the state of Oklahoma?
Thomas Jefferson: Yes George I was charged with Criminal Trespass on the Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation by a Blackfoot redneck Totalitarian Tyrant and forced to pay the fine in Blackberry futures.
Benjamin Franklin Buck: That tyrant is my grandson guys and his son Christ Bob is pure of heart.
Thomas Jefferson: Yes George I was charged with Criminal Trespass on the Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation by a Blackfoot redneck Totalitarian Tyrant and forced to pay the fine in Blackberry futures.
Benjamin Franklin Buck: That tyrant is my grandson guys and his son Christ Bob is pure of heart.
by Spiritual-Master January 26, 2022
Get the Oklahoma Blackberry Plantationmug. 1. legal term describing revolving door used to give the bum's rush out the courtroom to the poor people 2. Latin term means, "we made up our mind before you came in and this procedure covers our ass." 3. legal doctrine used to deny the poor people a full and fair hearing on the merits 4. legal tool used to create the illusion of due process.
The judge said, "I did not understand what due process meant."
The judge said: "due process was their right to process my fines due."
The court used a fancy Latin term called Res Judicata to justify disrespecting my right of due process.
The judge said: "due process was their right to process my fines due."
The court used a fancy Latin term called Res Judicata to justify disrespecting my right of due process.
by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021
Get the Res Judicatamug. My personal Time machine allows me to go backward in time for the purpose of enjoying the good experiences of my past lived life.
Not to be confused with critical memory the time machine that searches out the bad experiences in hopes of finding someone to hold responsible.
Not to be confused with critical memory the time machine that searches out the bad experiences in hopes of finding someone to hold responsible.
I remember when sex was safe and hang gliding was dangerous but that is a wonderful nostalgic memory.
by Spiritual-Master January 12, 2022
Get the nostalgic memorymug. To Die and retire from Public life retaining the Praise, Honor, and Glory received while alive and passing that spiritual gift to posterity. To teach and learn in the spirit of your father. A well-hidden scholarship program created by successfully targeting and hacking selected sites with the suffix .edu AKA top-secret GI bill.
I learned Blackberry horticulture at OSU.edu for free using the top-secret Gi bill known as Secret Emeritus. Now I can start a Blackberry Pickers labor union.
by Spiritual-Master January 21, 2022
Get the Secret Emeritusmug. 1. Brainwashed Stupid Politically Activated, Moron, and Robotic Thinkers
2. A political science Major taking any grievance studies class
3. Someone looking in the past for a villain to hold responsible for their emotional weaknesses.
4. A perpetually offended fragile Snowflake who is academically concluded.
2. A political science Major taking any grievance studies class
3. Someone looking in the past for a villain to hold responsible for their emotional weaknesses.
4. A perpetually offended fragile Snowflake who is academically concluded.
Secretary: Hey, Boss you interviewed four candidates for the opening today. How did it go?
Boss: Not good every one of them fits a different definition of a BSPAM-BOT.
Secretary: There is an old veteran coming to interview tomorrow at 10;30am
Boss: call and tell him he is hired and to show up when the shift starts.
Boss: Not good every one of them fits a different definition of a BSPAM-BOT.
Secretary: There is an old veteran coming to interview tomorrow at 10;30am
Boss: call and tell him he is hired and to show up when the shift starts.
by Spiritual-Master February 23, 2022
Get the BSPAM-BOTmug. A father's prerogative to now choose the gender and name of his next born child regardless of the biological realities dictated by nature at the time of conception and/or birth.
Future Children are the "HOPE" that springs forth Eternity. Spiritual Gendering has now become a Man's prerogative AKA a Godfather's law.
I have hope of fathering a Female child named Sandy who may come from Venus and be born with a penis.
I have hope of fathering a Female child named Sandy who may come from Venus and be born with a penis.
by Spiritual-Master January 21, 2022
Get the Spiritual Genderingmug.