Definitions by Spike

saddleback 

A position that gay men love

Ohh, I heard Neil wanted to ride Bob Saddleback..Ouch!

saddleback by Spike July 29, 2003

Tits 

Mounds,usually two,Some point to God,some drag the ground.

Man,I could use a tit right now, a big one,right in the middle, one that shoots BEER.

Tits by spike June 28, 2003

Person Who Has Long Hair Of The Year 

Awards ceremony held each year to commend those with unncessecarily long hair; beyond the call of duty, nature, and their barbers.

"You have long hair"
*is added to nominees list*

Person Who Has Long Hair Of The Year by Spike May 9, 2003

CTRAD 

Cross The Road And Die - an acronymical play on FOAD (Fuck Off And Die), commonly used amongst internet chat communities such as IRC (Internet Relay Chat) and Newsgroups.

Spike: I hate you, EmPleh
EmPleh: CTRAD!
Spike: *sob*

Note: sobbing is not mandatory.

CTRAD by Spike May 4, 2003

struanism 

an action, phrase or pose that is a perfect example of someone or something named "struan".

or

the faithful belief that someone or something named "struan" has status equal to that of a deity or demi-god; akin to a cult.

1. "i eat cheese really really slowly; i take immense pleasure from it" - a struanism.

2. "struan is god" - a struanism principle.

struanism by Spike May 3, 2003

zeddit 

The often amusing practise of deliberately misquoting a post to a newsgroup or forum by subtly changing one or two words in order to insert relevant - or totally irelevant - humour.

spike writes:

i need an example of a zeddit

empleh writes:

> spike writes:
> i need an example of a facial

(this is not an example of zedditing at its best)

zeddit by Spike May 3, 2003

gutter-talk 

A single phrase or overall tendancy in a person to over-use (or use at all) swear-words and foul insults or phrases (these being deemed foul and sweary by members of high culture).

we're far too nice to mention this. you know who you are.

gutter-talk by Spike May 3, 2003