Spike's definitions

crocop

noun- Mirko Crocop, a Pride FC/ K1 fighter who has a tendency to break your head with his foot.

verb- To smash one's cranium with the shin or foot.

You just got Crocop'd.

by Spike January 12, 2005

zeddit

The often amusing practise of deliberately misquoting a post to a newsgroup or forum by subtly changing one or two words in order to insert relevant - or totally irelevant - humour.

spike writes:

i need an example of a zeddit

empleh writes:

> spike writes:
> i need an example of a facial

(this is not an example of zedditing at its best)

by Spike May 3, 2003

struanism

an action, phrase or pose that is a perfect example of someone or something named "struan".

or

the faithful belief that someone or something named "struan" has status equal to that of a deity or demi-god; akin to a cult.

1. "i eat cheese really really slowly; i take immense pleasure from it" - a struanism.

2. "struan is god" - a struanism principle.

by Spike May 3, 2003

saddleback

A position that gay men love

Ohh, I heard Neil wanted to ride Bob Saddleback..Ouch!

by Spike July 29, 2003

gcc

The GNU C Compiler, for use with Linux and other open-source operating systems.

Did you get the gcc cross-compiler library for that platform?

by Spike September 24, 2004

cumbubble

An insult, used to describe somebody who's about as pleasant to hang around with as a bubble of spent cum.

Who the fuck invited this cumbubble to the party?

by Spike September 17, 2004

Bilznatch

Noun. variant of BITCH or BIZNATCH

1. An overly disagreeable woman

2. A whiney male

1. I wanted to slap that bilznatch so badly; she's been bitching all fucking day.

2. Stop being a little bilznatch, dude.

by Spike May 1, 2004