Spike's definitions

bonerpants

Pants that make it look like you're sporting lumber.

I bought these jeans last week, but they were bonerpants, so I don't wear them anymore.

by Spike November 27, 2004

Fruit babies

Another word for a fruit when you realize they were once flower ovaries.

". . We're eating FRUIT BABIES!?!?"
~Mike

by Spike March 15, 2004

oinkus

a man or woman whoes face resembles that of a pig

god that girls ugly she is a true oinkus

by spike January 21, 2004

yahoe

(also ya hoe or ya-hoe)

1. A webcam internet slut found on Yahoo! chat.

2. Any woman that you meet on the internet that shows her tits on cam within ten minutes of coaxing. They are often added to buddy lists of instant messaging services for future entertainment.

1. It only took me 2 minutes to get this ya hoe's titties on cam!

2. I'm amassing ya hoes to keep me entertained on rainy days.

by SPiKe January 27, 2004

you got served

An insult similar to 'what now?' or 'snap'.

Oh, what now bitch?
Ha ha, oh, you got served!

by spike February 6, 2004

penis

The most important and playful of all the body parts.

My penis is a zillion times bigger than your penis!

by spike February 6, 2004

zeddit

The often amusing practise of deliberately misquoting a post to a newsgroup or forum by subtly changing one or two words in order to insert relevant - or totally irelevant - humour.

spike writes:

i need an example of a zeddit

empleh writes:

> spike writes:
> i need an example of a facial

(this is not an example of zedditing at its best)

by Spike May 3, 2003