Punk Ass Bitch

Someone who ain’t shit, ain’t never gonna be shit, always on some bullshit, trying to start shit, but nobody gives a shit.

Jessica: Did you see what he said about you in the comments?!
Me: Man, fuck that punk ass bitch!

by SpecklemyFreckle April 03, 2020

Gnat Bread

Gnat bread is the matter that forms in the corner of your eyes, especially during sleep. If you go outside with said matter still in your eye and there are gnats around, they will swarm to your eyes and feast on the matter. AKA: Gnat Bread

First thing in the morning....
Child: Whats for breakfast?
Dad: Your mama is making grits and eggs.
Child: I want cheese in my grits.
Dad: Okay. You got some gnat bread in your eye.
Child rubs eyes and removes all traces of gnat bread.

by SpecklemyFreckle April 03, 2020

BOFAH

A setup for a “Deez Nuts” joke.

Jaime: Hey, I was wondering...Do you ever miss Bofah?
Kayla: Bofah?
Jaime: Yeah, Bofah deez nuts in yo mouth!

by SpecklemyFreckle April 03, 2020

THRAX

Short for Anthrax. Meaning dangerous, deadly, or not to be fucked with. To Describe something that goes hard af. Used whenever terms like “fire” or “lit” is not sufficient enough to describe how hard something is.

1.Have you heard that bitch rap? Shit is THRAX.

by SpecklemyFreckle April 03, 2020

Varmit

A country colloquium. It is usually a way to refer to an animal that is perceived as irrelevant. Squirrels, Opossums, Raccoons, and Armadillos are just some examples of animals that this term is used to describe.

It can also be used to describe anyone is low-down, sorry, worthless, no good.

1. A damn varmit has been in my fucking trash again!

2. You fucked her sister?! You stankin ass varmit.

by SpecklemyFreckle April 03, 2020

Bellered

Southern Slang. To make a God awful noise.

*Singing a song loudly but poorly.*
Mom: For God’s sake, hush with that bellerin!
Me: I watched the season two finale of Outlander and I cried and bellered..

by SpecklemyFreckle April 03, 2020

Family Wreath

Instead of a Family Tree, this term refers to a family derived from a lot of incest.

Jed: Shit, you know they all marry their cousins!?Inbred sons of bitches ain’t got a Family Tree, they got a Family Wreath!

by SpecklemyFreckle April 03, 2020