17 definitions by SpecklemyFreckle
A country colloquium. It is usually a way to refer to an animal that is perceived as irrelevant. Squirrels, Opossums, Raccoons, and Armadillos are just some examples of animals that this term is used to describe.
It can also be used to describe anyone is low-down, sorry, worthless, no good.
It can also be used to describe anyone is low-down, sorry, worthless, no good.
1. A damn varmit has been in my fucking trash again!
2. You fucked her sister?! You stankin ass varmit.
2. You fucked her sister?! You stankin ass varmit.
by SpecklemyFreckle April 3, 2020
*Singing a song loudly but poorly.*
Mom: For God’s sake, hush with that bellerin!
Me: I watched the season two finale of Outlander and I cried and bellered..
Mom: For God’s sake, hush with that bellerin!
Me: I watched the season two finale of Outlander and I cried and bellered..
by SpecklemyFreckle April 3, 2020
Whenever you are about to shit on yourself and you finally sit on the toilet, the feces then explodes from your asshole. The speed and force from which the shit is ejected causes it to splatter all over the toilet. The thousands of little poop spots that look like freckles on the underneath of the toilet seat are known as shit spatter. It is caused by shit flying out of your butt at such a high speed.
*Husband lifts toilet lid to take a piss..*
Husband: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED IN HERE?!?!
Wife: Whatever do you mean sweetheart?
Husband: There is fucking HIGH VELOCITY SHIT SPATTER EVERYWHERE!!
Wife: Omg. I am so sorry. I had a belly ache.
Husband: Hell yeah you did, you nasty bitch!
*Husband and wife both laugh out loud.”
Husband: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED IN HERE?!?!
Wife: Whatever do you mean sweetheart?
Husband: There is fucking HIGH VELOCITY SHIT SPATTER EVERYWHERE!!
Wife: Omg. I am so sorry. I had a belly ache.
Husband: Hell yeah you did, you nasty bitch!
*Husband and wife both laugh out loud.”
by SpecklemyFreckle April 3, 2020
When a promiscuous girl is so fast she doesn't even have time to take a bath between sexual encounters, so she washes her cooter and ass off with a sink and a rag...Keep in mind you do not have to be a ho to take a ho bath..
Sarah: Come to town with me!
Betty: Okay let me wash off real quick .
Sarah: We don't have time for all that come on!
Betty: I'm just gonna take a ho bath real fast!
Betty: Okay let me wash off real quick .
Sarah: We don't have time for all that come on!
Betty: I'm just gonna take a ho bath real fast!
by SpecklemyFreckle December 26, 2016
A Delta Dawn Bitch is a bitch that you don’t like, but you aren’t sure why you don’t like them. You just don’t.
Margaret: Are you coming out to eat with us?
Marissa: I don’t know. Is Carla going to be there?
Margaret: Maybe. Why?
Marissa: Because I can’t stand that Delta Dawn Bitch.
Marissa: I don’t know. Is Carla going to be there?
Margaret: Maybe. Why?
Marissa: Because I can’t stand that Delta Dawn Bitch.
by SpecklemyFreckle April 3, 2020
Someone who ain’t shit, ain’t never gonna be shit, always on some bullshit, trying to start shit, but nobody gives a shit.
by SpecklemyFreckle April 3, 2020
Southern Origin. Something you may hear Old Folks say when something doesn’t go right. It is comparing your actions and the situation to playing with your own feces, because they are both unproductive.
Granny: We have to go straight!
Me: Yeah, but this lane is turning only! We have to turn!
Granny: Well I’ll be shit and dabbled in it!
Me: Yeah, but this lane is turning only! We have to turn!
Granny: Well I’ll be shit and dabbled in it!
by SpecklemyFreckle April 3, 2020