professional douchebag

a douchebag so epicly douchebaggy that they must publish and announce every douchebaggy thing they do.

professional douchebag- I'm George W. Bush, and I approve this message:
"New Orleans fails"

by Spaz De Kat March 19, 2009

fail phone

when you buy a cell phone that does not get any bars where you live.

idiot: WOO! i gotz a new phone from sprint!!!
guy who doesn't care: where do you live?
idiot: uh, Washougal?
GWDC: dude, that's a fail phone, stupid.
idiot: ... shut up.

by Spaz De Kat July 15, 2009

pwner

a nerdish powergasm, typically after discovering some new all-powerful combination or build.

GM- dude, a red great wyrm with all the metabreath feats and knows invisibility and greater invisibility along with all the summon monster spells!
player- WTF!?! WE WOULD ALL FUCKING DIE!
GM- I know. I'm getting a pwner already.

by Spaz De Kat March 22, 2010

spaz fu

a gamer martial arts style that involves grenades and missiles and jumping and rolling every half second.
signiture move: missile jump earth breaker

i know spaz fu (throws a grenade, missile jumps, then grenades incoming airplane)

by Spaz De Kat May 08, 2009

take point

to assume leadership on a task, usually said by the leader of the previous task

investigator: there's hostiles up ahead. take point.
public relations: got it.

by Spaz De Kat December 08, 2009

death from above

1) a smegging awesome battle cry
2) an arial attack that brings an immense smashing force downward over an opponent

<jumps into the air> DEATH FROM ABOVE!!! <smashes jocks head in>

by Spaz De Kat January 15, 2009

demi-boss

a gamer term to refer to a monster that has boss-like powers but still technically a common monster

demi-bosses:
>Death Knights (Champions of Norrath)
>Big Bodys (Kingdom Hearts)
>Shamans (Champions of Norrath)

by Spaz De Kat March 03, 2009