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Manners

Stupid ass shit you're required by modern society to say or you're deemed impolite and disrespectful.
Person 1: Pass the joint.
Person 2: What do you say?
Person 1: I say if you don't pass that fucking joint I'll break your jaw and you'll never smoke another.
Person 2: Wow just WOW...you have NO manners.

Person 1 snatches the joint.
by Space Wrangler September 9, 2021
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Yacht Rock Radio

If you thought The Bridge on Sirius XM was trash, this is their latest attempt at siphoning millions from the Satellite Radio system into the ultra-rich baby boomer's pockets. Their tagline is something to the extent of "If you're rich enough, you don't need a job." Probably while they snort cocaine and drink expensive booze on their yachts. I hope they get so intoxicated they can't steer, then ram their yacht into an iceberg and sink like the fucking titanic, then maybe drown.
"You're listening to YACHT ROCK RADIO, why call it working from home if you're so rich you don't need a job?"
by Space Wrangler August 20, 2021
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Scrolling

When someone mindlessly "scrolls" through their social media feed(s). Generally speaking a waste of precious and valuable time.
God damnit Janet get off your phone and stop scrolling you've been on it for over an hour today.
by Space Wrangler March 13, 2022
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Camel kiss

When you kiss someone on the cheek with your entire mouth open, then close the lips for the actual kiss, similar to how a camel would kiss you.
"Last night Rocky camel kissed me with his entire mouth!"
by Space Wrangler June 1, 2009
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The Schedule

The Schedule is an oppressive form of authority that forcefully presides over your life. Most people have to be on some sort of a schedule. People in prison have it really rough in terms of the schedule, students in school are under the oppressive tyranny of the schedule, and people at work are forced to abide by the schedule. It's very rare that someone won't be required to follow a schedule. Sometimes wealthy adults get to not have to follow a schedule.

What the schedule is is a list of times and places you have to be. It is literally the radical opposite of freedom. Some people willingly attempt to plan out their lives, which invariably results in having a schedule. People like me are aware of it and avoid schedules at any and all costs. At work I have to follow a schedule, but when I'm off, I'm free. To hell with the schedule. Imagine, blocks of time where you legally are required to be OR ELSE, even if you DON'T WANT TO. It's essentially slavery.

Bottom Line: Never plan shit out if you aren't required to. You will be sorry. If you are in school, you'll be free eventually. If you are at work, you might be getting off soon. Stand tough, burn the schedule.
At Graduation:

Jill: So Bill where are you going to college?
Bill: North University, you?
Jill: Foxcreek. Now that we've graduated and don't have to follow the schedule, do you want to set it on fire with me?
Bill: Sure Jill! Let's burn the schedule!
by Space Wrangler August 6, 2021
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Wind

Oppressive weather condition that humans cannot yet eliminate which invariably ruins a nice sunny day.
God fucking damnit it there's 25 mph wind gusts again today.
by Space Wrangler February 27, 2022
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Vacation

Something that everybody needs and deserves and not many get one exactly as they want. On a real vacation (and not just time off, see staycation), you get to travel, you can drink/smoke/get high as much as you want, you can spend however you want, eat whatever you want, sleep as much as you want, essentially you're free and you don't have to take shit from anybody. It's really, really nice to be granted with a vacation. If you ever get one, please, for the love of God, take advantage of it and fully appreciate it, because they are rare and they don't come often (for some never at all).
Holy shit I'm going to the beach for two weeks straight! Wow! A real vacation!
by Space Wrangler July 22, 2021
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