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Stupid ass shit you're required by modern society to say or you're deemed impolite and disrespectful.
Person 1: Pass the joint.
Person 2: What do you say?
Person 1: I say if you don't pass that fucking joint I'll break your jaw and you'll never smoke another.
Person 2: Wow just WOW...you have NO manners.
Person 1 snatches the joint.
Person 2: What do you say?
Person 1: I say if you don't pass that fucking joint I'll break your jaw and you'll never smoke another.
Person 2: Wow just WOW...you have NO manners.
Person 1 snatches the joint.
by Space Wrangler September 9, 2021
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"You're listening to YACHT ROCK RADIO, why call it working from home if you're so rich you don't need a job?"
by Space Wrangler August 20, 2021
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by Space Wrangler March 13, 2022
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by Space Wrangler June 1, 2009
Get the Camel kiss mug.The Schedule is an oppressive form of authority that forcefully presides over your life. Most people have to be on some sort of a schedule. People in prison have it really rough in terms of the schedule, students in school are under the oppressive tyranny of the schedule, and people at work are forced to abide by the schedule. It's very rare that someone won't be required to follow a schedule. Sometimes wealthy adults get to not have to follow a schedule.
What the schedule is is a list of times and places you have to be. It is literally the radical opposite of freedom. Some people willingly attempt to plan out their lives, which invariably results in having a schedule. People like me are aware of it and avoid schedules at any and all costs. At work I have to follow a schedule, but when I'm off, I'm free. To hell with the schedule. Imagine, blocks of time where you legally are required to be OR ELSE, even if you DON'T WANT TO. It's essentially slavery.
Bottom Line: Never plan shit out if you aren't required to. You will be sorry. If you are in school, you'll be free eventually. If you are at work, you might be getting off soon. Stand tough, burn the schedule.
What the schedule is is a list of times and places you have to be. It is literally the radical opposite of freedom. Some people willingly attempt to plan out their lives, which invariably results in having a schedule. People like me are aware of it and avoid schedules at any and all costs. At work I have to follow a schedule, but when I'm off, I'm free. To hell with the schedule. Imagine, blocks of time where you legally are required to be OR ELSE, even if you DON'T WANT TO. It's essentially slavery.
Bottom Line: Never plan shit out if you aren't required to. You will be sorry. If you are in school, you'll be free eventually. If you are at work, you might be getting off soon. Stand tough, burn the schedule.
At Graduation:
Jill: So Bill where are you going to college?
Bill: North University, you?
Jill: Foxcreek. Now that we've graduated and don't have to follow the schedule, do you want to set it on fire with me?
Bill: Sure Jill! Let's burn the schedule!
Jill: So Bill where are you going to college?
Bill: North University, you?
Jill: Foxcreek. Now that we've graduated and don't have to follow the schedule, do you want to set it on fire with me?
Bill: Sure Jill! Let's burn the schedule!
by Space Wrangler August 6, 2021
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Get the Wind mug.Something that everybody needs and deserves and not many get one exactly as they want. On a real vacation (and not just time off, see staycation), you get to travel, you can drink/smoke/get high as much as you want, you can spend however you want, eat whatever you want, sleep as much as you want, essentially you're free and you don't have to take shit from anybody. It's really, really nice to be granted with a vacation. If you ever get one, please, for the love of God, take advantage of it and fully appreciate it, because they are rare and they don't come often (for some never at all).
by Space Wrangler July 22, 2021
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