OnlyFans

Something that no dignified man who has options with women, whether he's financially well-off or handsome, would be caught dead subscribing to.
Brad: Would you subscribe to this chick's OnlyFans account?

Paul: Fuck no! I'm a good-looking guy. I could have her in real life.
by Soul_Driver September 17, 2021
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Sackler Family

One of the wealthiest families in America who are complicit in the opioid crisis, thanks to Purdue Pharma (which they own) peddling Oxycontin aggressively & misleading its potency.
The Sackler Family are basically white collar drug lords
by Soul_Driver April 15, 2021
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DMV

Department of Motor Vehicles. The William Shakespeare of the worst place to wait in line for!!!!
I can't believe I had to wait in line for 2 hours to get a new fucking ID!!! I piss on the DMV's face!
by Soul_Driver August 16, 2009
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Kevin McCarthy

The loathsome and pathetic Republican House Minority Leader of Congress
Lord help us if a partisan wimp like Kevin McCarthy ever becomes Speaker of the House. The guy would kill his mother to please the former guy
by Soul_Driver July 24, 2021
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William Barr

United States Attorney General.

A sycophantic, Dan Conner lookalike spin doctor blob who's clearly trying to protect the orange cunt by refusing to let the American people see the full, unredacted Mueller report.
Person #1: If there's no evidence of wrongdoing, why won't AG William Barr release the full report?
Person #2: Because he's a Trump lackey who's trying to hide something.
by Soul_Driver April 18, 2019
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Anthony Fauci

A physician who specializes in infectious diseases. While he was known for contributing a lot of HIV/AIDS research during the 80s, but he is especially known now as a hero during the COVID-19 pandemic.

Unfortunately, he gets unfairly maligned by Trumplicans & covidiots because he's honest and does not say what the American people want to hear.
I'm not going to pretend like I know more than an Ivy League educated doctor like Anthony Fauci
by Soul_Driver December 07, 2020
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Remote Learning

A piece of shit alternative to in-person learning and the fact that colleges won't reduce the tuition even a little bit is obscene.

It's a fucking joke and there will probably be a reckoning for universities once COVID-19 is alleviated.
College is so rewarding and engaging in-person, but remote learning fucking sucks and students are sick of getting ripped off!
by Soul_Driver March 04, 2021
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