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An extremely large land mammal that live in dark places (such as caves and under rocks). Often acts aggressive to others that it feels are invading its territory.
Female Hiker: Whoa! I tried to look in that cave but the FX inside tried to bite my head off!
by Somebody August 11, 2004
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When guys are watching porn and suddenly are aroused by the wrong ass.
Two guys watching porn:

*Guy appears on screen*

Guy 1: *boing* I've just been homortified!
by Somebody February 13, 2005
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The opposite of Pot... the reason why people get giggly and stoned-out at 4 AM
by Somebody September 10, 2003
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Being able to do and say whatever you want, whenever you want. Speaking your mind. Saying what everyone else knows but won't say.
I'm free. You don't know what freedom is. I'm free. I can breathe. And you will choke on your average fuckin' mediocre life.
by Somebody May 29, 2004
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A series of faces, known as the "UFF faces"
:) :D :P :o
:o :P :D :)
<UFF> yeah you gotta include the faces
<UFF> :) :D :P :o
<UFF> :o :P :D :)
by Somebody September 29, 2003
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A small bear that has cocks on his face.
UFF has cocks on his face.
by Somebody September 29, 2003
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