Some chick named Fred's definitions

Poopfart

Flatulence followed by unintentional excretion of fecal matter. See shart. Can also make a good nickname to call someone.

Nigel has poopfarted so many times that he decided it would be easier just to wear diapers.

by Some chick named Fred December 13, 2005

Long Shlong

A notably ginormous penis.

Look at that chick's long shlong!

by Some chick named Fred December 12, 2005

Dickball

Just another offensive cuss word. The equivalent of dick, ass, asshole, bitch, bastard, shithead, shithole, assfuck, asshat, douchebag, I think you get the picture.

Old Lady: Give me back my moped, you dickball!

by Some chick named Fred December 13, 2005

Half-assed

Something that has been done in a poor manner, something that someone exerted only half the effort they should have on it.

Those Mexicans did such a half-assed job on the landscaping of that house.

by Some chick named Fred December 28, 2005

Blue fuck

An interjection used to express anger and/or surprise.

What in the blue fuck is this?

by Some chick named Fred December 12, 2005

Fucked

A condition in which one has no way around a bad situation.

The cops caught us, so we are fucked.

by Some chick named Fred December 28, 2005