Solid mantis's definitions

The South

As George Carlin put it, the South would be exactly like the 12th century, except barbarians didn't have guns or technology. Otherwise, the South would absolutely be like the 12th century to this day, which makes it a strange mix of old and new shit.

The South is like stepping backwards in time and forwards in time at the same time, instead of just forward. That makes it different than other parts of the country, it does.

by Solid Mantis February 12, 2021

Hospital

A medical facility.

The lucky seven had him put in the hospital ER and he ended up with a sky high medical bill, the best prank ever!

by Solid Mantis February 6, 2018

Bubbly

Poodle-like, and often desperate to prove they (usually she) are not one of the poodle people.

1.) The girl was bubbly and full of a poodle-like energy. One of her tricks was to jump up on tables and advertise merchandise while making it look cute and cuddly. Another was to show up in a soft parade marching with a band or another group.

2.) The guy couldn't relate to the bubbly girl on any level, they had nothing in common from interests to life experience. They had about as much in common as Clovis and RuPaul, or somebody like RuPaul.

by Solid Mantis September 25, 2020

Charlotte

A city so small you need a microscope to find it in the woods, in the same way you need a microscope to locate the penis of a guy from charlotte.

That guy is from charlotte, he must get a less than three inch hard on when somebody talks about the city he's from.

by Solid Mantis September 12, 2018

Hippy flip

Combining mushrooms and ecstasy. In the early 2000s it was also known as an mx missile, for mushrooms and ecstasy. Back then ecstasy was ecstasy, which is now referred to as Molly by younger people in the 2010s.

Let's hippy flip tonight.

by Solid Mantis August 1, 2016

Poser

Someone who's not really a troublemaker, but wants more than anything in the world to be accepted by the world, so does everything a troublemaker would do, thinking that being one is the answer to the question of what's wrong. A mama's boy or mama's girl posing as a rebellious teenager their entire life, well after their eighteenth birthday.

The boy/girl couldn't stop being a poser.

by Solid Mantis February 4, 2020

Politician

If you're black and you support Trump, do you ever ask yourself whether he would do the same for you when you get kicked off the plane for not wearing a mask? Do you also ask yourself whether Biden is any better for trying to force you to wear one?

No matter what they tell you, a politician is not on your side. They dont give a fuck about you or your vote, it's a number to them.

by Solid Mantis October 21, 2020