Solid mantis's definitions

Black history month

A month of celebration of the lives of black people past and present.

That cracker is not going to fuck with those guys on black history month, he's going to keep walking. Besides, he knows their tricks.

by Solid Mantis February 25, 2021

Blue spy

One of several color coded plastic soldiers in Army Men.

The blue spy might be the reason the green and tan armies hate each other so much. The misinformation coming from the blue spy is why the green army thinks the tan army is evil. Apprehend and interrogate the blue spy.

by Solid Mantis May 10, 2021

Druggie

An insult used to describe someone who currently does drugs.

The guy wanted to look for trouble by calling anyone who had ever tried drugs (especially drugs other than weed) in their life a druggie. He liked that sort of thing, he thought it was hilarious, no matter the consequences for everyone involved. He thought that because he was an arrogant son of a bitch who thought he was better than simple folks like that.

by Solid Mantis December 1, 2020

Aliens

You don't hear about a football team called the Aliens.

The last time you heard about a team called the Aliens was in a Super Nintendo game back in the early 90s.

by Solid Mantis October 19, 2020

Land bridge

Scientists came up with an explanation for why (Americas) Indians and Asians both had mostly straight dark hair, a land bridge. A few hundred years before they came up with the land bridge, they didn't even know that the New World existed, and they already have an explanation for something like that. At one time, humans were all one people from the same place (before the continents became different continents), in that sense, (Americas) Indians and Asians come from the same place. Otherwise, there's not much connection.

Sure, at one time the land might have stretched out between two different lands like dough before the sea washed it away, but there's also a lot of other things that could have happened. The land bridge is just one attempt to explain it, which is why science is meant to be taken with a grain of salt (even science related to the coronavirus).

by Solid Mantis January 22, 2021

Dork girl

A dork that gets a break from being called a dork because she wasn't born with a penis.

The dork girl is a fuckin dork, but nobody calls her that because she's not a male. What a double standard.

by Solid Mantis September 11, 2019

Election

A lot of people in this country went out and voted on election day. All that effort they put into what they did is (always) at risk of being turned into bullshit (despite claims about the whole thing being a democratic process), which is why some people don't vote, they have a good reason not to.

What's the point of an election if the people who hold power don't have any regard for what everybody else in the country wants to happen? That's a king, not a president. Why call it anything else? Why deceive people who went out and voted?

by Solid Mantis November 20, 2020