Agnostic

A way for someone to keep saying God Bless you when somebody sneezes without believing in any God. A way for someone to go to church and say something like spectacles, testicles, wallet, and watch without holding anything about church sacred. A way to play all sides of the fence.
An agnostic doesn't want any negative stigma that goes with being an atheist or a non believer, but they don't want to come across as a religious nut standing in the street with a bullhorn preaching about people needing to repent of their sins. Really an agnostic wants to laugh at both the religious nut in the street and the atheist or devil worshipper, what is a more cowardly view of things than being an agnostic? You either believe in something in full, or you don't believe in it at all, it's simple and there is no in between.
by Solid Mantis February 10, 2021
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Agnostic

The kind of person who's an agnostic is usually the same kind of person to claim to be a person of science when that's convenient, in case anybody questions their religious views. The kind of person to think science answers and satisfies a broad range of questions if god or religion does not, that way they're always a step ahead of anybody who doesn't think science, and claiming to be a person of science makes them look serious at times that being a person of god would not (hence the changing from person of god to agnostic, since no belief was held sacred in the first place).
An agnostic thinks their scientific views and scientist friends make them more credible and qualified to make rules or laws for other people and give them orders or restrictions in daily life than people are to make their own rules and determine their own limits and moderations to live by.
by Solid Mantis February 10, 2021
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Authoritarian

Someone who's not your father but tries to talk to someone else over age 18 like he/she is your father, or makes your decisions for you. These are usually the same kinds of bullshit people that talk the most about other people being their peers.
The scientist/medical guy/girl on TV is talking about people who don't wear masks being out of control. No, talking to somebody you're not related to like you're their father is out of control. Fuck the authoritarian bullshit.
by Solid Mantis July 30, 2020
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Vaccine line

A vaccine line is still a line to fall into. Instead of being told another country (like China) is the enemy, people are told the coronavirus is the enemy. If you don't stand for something, you'll fall in line for anything you're told you're supposed to fall in line for.
A vaccine line is another line for an entity to try and keep people from getting out of, or standing against.
by Solid Mantis April 12, 2021
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Pest girl

Guy- The pest girl is gonna be at dinner, she might try and eat my food.
Guy's friend- Well, bring bug spray pal! If she can still breathe after you spray that shit on her, she will at least try and eat some other dude's dinner. Most people ignore her until she goes and eats some other dude's dinner. She does that with about five guys on a regular basis.
by Solid Mantis June 22, 2019
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Pest girl

A girl that lives in her mothers basement and takes charge whenever her mother tells her to, with her mother as her backbone and support.
The pest girl is gonna be there tonight.
by Solid Mantis August 23, 2019
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Magic mushrooms

A magical, spiritual experience that lasts 6 to 8 hours, where acid lasts 10 to 12. Mushrooms provoke emotion and connection to mother earth where acid is intellectual and cosmic. Mushrooms are a ride, out of control, insane, and enlightening. Visuals are wavy and breathing, flowing. Sense of smell is strongly enhanced, where acid is more auditory. I don't regret using mushrooms at all.
Magic mushrooms are made for nature and exploring it.
by Solid Mantis March 11, 2016
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