The guy came up with a lot of stuff while goofing around, he said he had slain 6 dragons already, really he was a fraud first and a knight was something he pretended to be to fuck with people.
by Solid Mantis September 18, 2019
A way for someone to keep saying God Bless you when somebody sneezes without believing in any God. A way for someone to go to church and say something like spectacles, testicles, wallet, and watch without holding anything about church sacred. A way to play all sides of the fence.
An agnostic doesn't want any negative stigma that goes with being an atheist or a non believer, but they don't want to come across as a religious nut standing in the street with a bullhorn preaching about people needing to repent of their sins. Really an agnostic wants to laugh at both the religious nut in the street and the atheist or devil worshipper, what is a more cowardly view of things than being an agnostic? You either believe in something in full, or you don't believe in it at all, it's simple and there is no in between.
by Solid Mantis February 10, 2021
The world has been out of balance for a long time, and people have been walking around off balance. Getting in line won't make anything more balanced, since lines tend to tip a balance.
by Solid Mantis April 20, 2021
Cats and dogs are not narcissistic or vain.
Girl- It's not true that I'm a narcissist is it mommy?
Mother- Well my darling, you're not a cat or a dog so you're not innocent, you're certainly more narcissistic than a cat or a dog.
Mother- Well my darling, you're not a cat or a dog so you're not innocent, you're certainly more narcissistic than a cat or a dog.
by Solid Mantis February 07, 2018
Since white people try to make blues, r&b, and rap, there's not a good reason black people shouldn't get to try to make country music.
The black guys/girls in the cowboy hats and boots on the stage that look like they were headed to the rodeo when somebody called them and asked them to play country music tonight instead are the black country band.
by Solid Mantis January 15, 2020
When two guys measure their dicks and the measurement is too close to accurately determine which one wins the dick measuring contest, you have a ruler recount to get a reading down to the nearest millimeter, or micrometer if you have a way to determine a reading closer than a millimeter reading. Guys don't get anything for participating or improving in a dick measuring contest.
Guy 1-How many micrometers larger did you tell me your dick was? I gotta get a ruler recount I'm not taking your word for it.
Guy 2- .06 micrometers read it and weep you son of a bitch its been 2 hrs and 32 minutes since we started the contest and we had to get the equipment and calibrate it to get this reading. You owe me a drink.
Guy 1- You held your dick the way you'd get as many extra micrometers as possible, you do shit like that, I'm not giving up that easy!
Guy 2- .06 micrometers read it and weep you son of a bitch its been 2 hrs and 32 minutes since we started the contest and we had to get the equipment and calibrate it to get this reading. You owe me a drink.
Guy 1- You held your dick the way you'd get as many extra micrometers as possible, you do shit like that, I'm not giving up that easy!
by Solid Mantis June 16, 2018
The media calls themselves trusted, that doesn't mean anybody else is calling the media trustworthy.
by Solid Mantis March 18, 2020