Matchmaker

Ask anybody, they'll tell you that a man needs to find a woman to be happy. If a man still hasn't been domesticated, it's because something's missing in his life, a woman! So if you know a guy like that, take personal responsibility for introducing him to a female you know even if he hasn't indicated any desire to change his life, or hinted at loneliness or depression. You have to read through the mask he's been putting on for the world to fool everybody and see how he desperately needs a woman to feel alive and well. There's always more to it, everything is not okay the way it is, you need to change things, you must intervene in other people's lives and personal business if you're a real friend, even the people who have let you know they want to be left alone. Those are the ones who need your help the most desperately, they're putting up a wall it's unhealthy for them!
I wish Dave would stop playing mind games by telling me he's okay and wants time to himself to be left alone. I just know that there's more to it than he's sharing with everybody, I just have to keep digging deeper and try to get in his head and find out what the fuck is the problem? Ooh I know, of course that's it, he needs a woman, a companion. I'll play matchmaker, a man's life can never get good until a woman shows up and makes everything okay!
by Solid Mantis April 13, 2017
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Belied

The powerful, competent adult on the surface belied the lifelong struggle with the silly man child/girl child underneath the surface of the skin. The one that always tried to turn everyone else into the man child/ girl child, or the 40 year old adolescent.
by Solid Mantis February 01, 2021
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Zeus

As far as mythology goes, if Hades could be stopped by humans, so could Zeus. Zeus knew that, and therefore desperately tried to keep them loving him instead of rising against him, the way they did his brother. The story is similar to the ones the scribes wrote in the bible. The scribes wrote this stuff to keep people going to church and giving the church their money, instead of rising against people like the scribes, who fear(ed) the masses.
Zeus has no power he's not given by humans because he is not real. He was written by humans who wanted to stay in power.
by Solid Mantis February 28, 2021
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Chicago bears

The Saints were crying about cheap shots after getting hit twice by the Chicago Bears. A saint just doesn't have the same effect on an opponent as a bear, a player pulling out a crucifix and telling an opponent they will burn in hell for what they did doesnt have the same effect on somebody as hitting them twice, even if they were sucker punches in the helmet.
by Solid Mantis November 03, 2020
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Unclean

I am unclean and I carry no hand sanitizer or face mask, if you become unclean yourself, that's too bad for you.
by Solid Mantis May 11, 2021
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Full of shit

Someone too busy using thoughts and ideas they didn't come up with and taking undue credit rather than giving any to anybody, the way they've always been. Someone who didn't get enough ass whoopings from an authority figure as a kid to know how to make anybody's life he'll, or tormented.
Lindsay had always been full of shit.
by Solid Mantis October 03, 2019
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Misinformation

What the media doesn't tell you when talking about all the horror stories on the coronavirus is that though over 3,000 people is a lot when you've lost a loved one, there's still over a billion people that lived on in China. Instead, all you hear about is how people should worry more than they are, that they should take more caution, but that they shouldn't panic, and that they should remain calm, which is all contradictory.
The misinformation about the coronavirus and deaths is not all coming from China, it's on the news in the united states.
by Solid Mantis April 01, 2020
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