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Definitions by Solid Mantis

Self actualized asshole 

Someone who already knows they're an asshole, even if you tell them another thousand times what an asshole or a jerk they are.
The guy was a self actualized asshole, or

If you like saying it a different way, he was the kind of asshole you say he was in a different bullshit way, simple.
The guy who tries to give the first reach around any time somebody visits his house.
The guy knew how to have a good time, he was a reacher for successful reacharounds.
Reacher by Solid Mantis August 7, 2019
Calling one person a settler in a relationship is talking shit about the relationship. These are the same hypocrites that would call somebody else a homewrecker for doing the same with their life.
If two people are happy together, in the end leave them alone and don't worry about their physical appearances. They are with each other for their own reasons, quit talking shit about males and who is a settler for any male because somebody rejected you in life.
Settler by Solid Mantis August 7, 2019
Most males are nasty by a females definition of nasty. So unless by calling a male nasty she means he's beyond the realm of nastiness most males are in, calling a guy nasty is like calling somebody that already knows they're an asshole an asshole.
Nasty by Solid Mantis August 7, 2019

Hypocrite 

Someone who tries to tell somebody else they're uptight, then tries to tell them that they're nasty when they talk about shot uptight people don't talk about. A bullshit person.
The hypocrite told the guy one minute he was uptight, and the next minute told him he was too nasty and gross (and ill). She was as nasty as anybody, and thought all her kettles were too black.
Hypocrite by Solid Mantis August 7, 2019

Mollycoddle

A helpless pussy of a male/female.
You turned your daughter Lindsay into a mollycoddle.
Mollycoddle by Solid Mantis August 6, 2019

Mental midget 

You see a movie about a serial killer who thinks he's ugly or disfigured, but never a movie about a guy who's not short, but is convinced he's a midget. A guy with a napoleon complex that shouldn't be there.
The yellow dragon was a mental midget who preyed on tall people even though he wasn't short. He also was convinced he was a coward.
Mental midget by Solid Mantis August 6, 2019