Coronavirus

Almost like something out of the movie I am Legend or Contagion, the major difference between ife and a movie being that there never was any such thing as normal human behavior to deteriorate from. People's lives were always dysfunctional before the pandemic, as they always will be. The normal people who always seem to want things to change and function more together are the ones you want to watch.
The coronavirus isn't strong enough to keep eople from remaining as dysfunctional as they were before. They don't have to agree on anything, they don't have to get together or get anything together.
by Solid Mantis March 03, 2021
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Behind the times

Somebody who hasn't moved on since 500 AD.
Clovis is now behind the times as a barbarian. He's so unsophisticated, uncivilized, and behind his time.
by Solid Mantis July 15, 2018
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Suicide

A drink with all the sodas mixed together. Posted on urban dictionary until small town dictionary can be found.
Where do you get a suicide now? When you ask about it, they stick you in a hospital now.
by Solid Mantis April 14, 2018
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Temporary problem

A problem that lasts no longer than a lifespan.
One day the problem child won't be here anymore, and that will be the end of what was always a temporary problem, since there's no such thing as a permanent person anyway. No matter the person, their lifespan is temporary.
by Solid Mantis October 20, 2020
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Hilltop

A person too good or too rich to be caught or seen down the hill is hilltop.
Yea, he don't fuck with me. You know Bryan is hilltop now.
by Solid Mantis June 16, 2018
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Amphibious

The ability to walk on both legs at the same time (while chewing bubblegum).
The basketball player said he had always been amphibious, and could multitask without assistance.
by Solid Mantis April 20, 2021
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Bullshit

Someone who wants to get to the bottom of a mystery until they do and it's longer a mystery is bullshit.
The engineer invented a crystal ball machine that got to the bottom of a mystery, and still ended up destroying it because some people couldn't really handle the mystery they thought they wanted to get to the bottom of. Bullshit people are the most cynical people in the world, which is why they always want to hear positive bullshit and convince themselves that they are full of boundless optimism, when really they're just full of shit.
by Solid Mantis March 28, 2021
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