Solid Mantis's definitions

Poser

Someone who is not who they say they are.

The girl with the can of spinach tattooed on her arm would act like she was from the South Side of Chicago even though she wasn't even from Illinois and didn't live a day on Central time as a kid. She wanted to show people how much tougher she was than them, that was why she did all this poser stuff.

by Solid Mantis February 16, 2021

Feminist goggles

Feminist goggles also tell a feminist a guy should never question what a female is like when the public eye isn't looking, or think about who she really is (and if he does so the feminist should start by calling him any name she can think of to try and get him back in line, and keep him from getting/staying out of line from then on). Feminist goggles yell a feminist guys don't think about what's beneath the surface, they just think about how many females they can fuck in a lifetime (unless they're the guys that think like females)

Her feminist goggles made everything she thought she knew about the guys she hated true.

by Solid Mantis July 8, 2019

Deep throat

Get your mind out of the gutter, deep throat was a real character in American history. Sure, the mysterious person might have got that name in a way that would earn the same title as the sex act, but nobody really knows for sure who it was or what they did, it's a mystery. Also a ninja from metal gear solid.

Only a fool trusts his life to a weapon. How do I know? Well I was there when Nixon got caught in that scandal, I was staying in that adjacent room, they made a movie about me and called me Gump. That's right snake, I am your father and it's time I go ahead and come out of the closet too, I'm not gonna be around forever. I am deep throat, son.

by Solid Mantis August 9, 2016

Zacholas

One of the top names people are naming their babies now.

Come in here Zacholas quit licking frogs.

by Solid Mantis October 19, 2016

MGM

Hooking a battery up to a guys genitals could be considered MGM. Hugo Spadafora underwent MGM before being slowly beheaded. MGM remains popular in many countries outside the Western World as a way of making people tell them what you know.

I guess MGM is okay with females, unlike females men are assholes so they deserve to get their genitals mutilated.

by Solid Mantis June 16, 2018

Business

Your concern, your life. What nobody should be fucking with.

It was her business who the girl ran out of her one horse town, her own neighborhood, but she made it someone else's once she started trying to run other people off from theirs, in addition to making it inflammatory for everyone originally from there. She thought she was unbearable and feisty even though everybody else that knew her thought she was silly, mouthy, and lived in a bubble that nobody could burst with reality.

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021

Fenceless

Someone who plays all sides of a fence, or pond, or any other body of water.

He/she was fenceless, and had no side himself/herself, so instead played everyone else's sides against each other.

by Solid Mantis January 11, 2020