Definitions by Solid Mantis
Superman
Superman by Solid Mantis September 26, 2019
Feminist
Another double standard of a feminist- It's a real shocker when a male is single, and its okay for a female to make comments and remarks about what she thinks of the guy, but for a male to do the same, to notice its a real shocker that the girl is single and make comments and remarks about it is what she calls something like petty.
To a feminist, things are only one-sided when the other sex does it, and double standards are only double standards when the other sex does it (which is by definition, going by a double standard, the same you preach against).
Feminist by Solid Mantis September 26, 2019
Feminist
The kind of girl that thinks the double standard of slights and comments about older guys having their dad's body, but that its a real shocker when a single guy comments on how many older females have mama's body from partying and years of work and stress is okay, that its only males who should be thinking of how the other sex is human, and does care what people think of them, no matter how much they pretend not to (in a desperate attempt to look nonchalant instead of awkward and silly).
The feminist made snarky comments about guys in their 40s and 50s not having the youthful appearance they did in their 20s and 30s, then complained about how males were obsessed with their bodies and female's bodies, and still couldn't see the double standard they practiced and preached against for what it was. Youth doesn't last forever.
Feminist by Solid Mantis September 26, 2019
Silverfish
Somebody who keeps thinking they're they're a shark circling, when really they're a silverfish with a big mouth, kind of like a shark has a big mouth.
Silverfish by Solid Mantis September 25, 2019
Xtreme parasites
Irredeemable parasites.
The guys in Harold and Kumar were just some Xtreme Parasites wasting their time. Especially the Thank you come again guy, that guy outwasted the other Xtreme Parasites.
Xtreme parasites by Solid Mantis September 25, 2019
Transformer
Someone who tries to soften (transform) other people into someone they'd like to know, since they hate anybody who's not soft-hearted or spiritual.
The transformer girl really wanted the guy to change because she didn't like him, she couldn't stand him.
Transformer by Solid Mantis September 25, 2019
Transformer
Someone who believes that anybody and everybody's heart can/should be softened and turned into their kind of guy.
The transformer girl is not gonna let it go on the attempts to turn the other person into a more soft-hearted, spiritual version of what they actually are. She will keep trying everything, insisting that there's a hidden weakness somewhere to take advantage of.
Transformer by Solid Mantis September 25, 2019