Solid Mantis's definitions

Expectations

Impossible or unrealistic expectations are not something anybody is going to live up to.

Some people were expecting the guy to work himself out until he physically resembled Superman in order to keep his job, and since drugs were like kryptonite, they didn't want him to touch any drugs, they wanted him to comly with their agenda, their program. Their expectations were never really realistic, since the guy was always going to end up doing human shit like everybody else did.

by Solid Mantis February 25, 2021

Poser

A white guy that says TIA in Omaha to sound tougher.

Guy that thinks he's Leonardo Di Caprio at the bar- TIA, right my brew.

Bartender- No, not TIA, TIO. This is Omaha, I know because I am one of two black guys here. This is not Africa my man. I will not be a poser with you.

by Solid Mantis May 10, 2021

Mr. Nobody

A guy who's never really been anybody in particular.

Though you could be anything you want to in America, there are still some folks who wouldn't want to be anybody or anything else than themselves, even if it makes them Mr. Nobody to most people.

by Solid Mantis September 20, 2019

Bubbly

What the inside of a bottle of clean, pure hand sanitizer looks like.

You can stick your bottle of hand sanitizer right up your ass bubbly girl, that way nobody can burst all the bubbles in your bottle. That should keep you from becoming unclean, it might even keep your shit from stinking.

by Solid Mantis May 11, 2021

On sight

When there is no money being made off it, most people that talk about on site shit aren't going to do anything but bait somebody into a possible jail visit over what they say or do in response to being antagonized by some pussy.

D tried to get all his friends to come watch the fun of getting this crackhead dude locked up for saying or doing something really stupid on sight.

by Solid Mantis September 22, 2018

Joke

There are people who go as far as to think you're egotistical and not just uptight if you don't laugh at their joke. They literally think if you don't think everything they think is funny is just as funny, that you don't know how to live. There are people who like golf, and there are people who think golf is bullshit.

There are people who will never laugh at the joke you just told, they have their reasons. You don't have to see how or why they think the way they do.

by Solid Mantis June 4, 2019

Low set thumbs

More people listen to people with low set thumbs, because they are considered more courageous and give compliments to females.

Guy- I wanted to keep my thumbs low a little bit longer, but I didnt feel like being brave or complimentary today.
Guy with low set thumbs- You lazy fucking coward piece of shit, lower your thumbs before I break them.

by Solid Mantis September 7, 2020