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Sawing was the emperor's favorite way to half a guy he wanted dead.
He's been halved, you gentleman have done enough until it's time to cut another guy up.
He's been halved, you gentleman have done enough until it's time to cut another guy up.
by Solid Mantis October 12, 2017
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The Emperor's right hand man preferred to make a brazen brisket out of his enemies instead of cutting them up.
by Solid Mantis October 19, 2017
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by Solid Mantis October 15, 2017
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Lad's dad-Give this lighter to the bug-eyed, unstable looking girl smoking a cigarette. Yea, the one with the hair that looks like a mix between boy band and skater haircut, she will think you're the bees knees for that.
Lad- That's pretty straightforward and easy, that's all I have to do?
Lad- That's pretty straightforward and easy, that's all I have to do?
by Solid Mantis October 15, 2017
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Guy 1-The feminist thinks you should apologize to her for something you said or did.
Guy 2-She's the kind of girl that thinks the world owes her an apology and a hug because she was born a female, she may move on past the bullshit attitude she has used to control the males in her life, or she might keep it and still get no apology it doesn't matter to me which option she chooses. I'm a self-actualized asshole, I know.
Guy 2-She's the kind of girl that thinks the world owes her an apology and a hug because she was born a female, she may move on past the bullshit attitude she has used to control the males in her life, or she might keep it and still get no apology it doesn't matter to me which option she chooses. I'm a self-actualized asshole, I know.
by Solid Mantis October 26, 2017
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You don't meet many downtight people, but you do meet a lot of people who will get downtight to live a little bit of the good life.
by Solid Mantis March 29, 2017
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Guy who wants to be cool-Those girls are downtight as fuck dude, don't you want to kick it with them?
Guy who doesn't want to hang out with a guy that wants to be cool-They seem like it, I don't kick it with posers though. I'm gonna hang out with the unpopular kids and be lame, I'll see you around.
Guy who doesn't want to hang out with a guy that wants to be cool-They seem like it, I don't kick it with posers though. I'm gonna hang out with the unpopular kids and be lame, I'll see you around.
by Solid Mantis March 29, 2017
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