Solid Mantis's definitions
Some pussy just called me a wuss, he was trying to piss me off, but he failed. Wuss doesn't piss anybody off, wuss makes a guy want to go home and tell his mommy a story about how he called a bully a wuss and brought his slingshot to school for self defense against mean, rude bullies.
by Solid Mantis October 12, 2017
Get the Wussmug. Having scientist on a resume doesn't make someone more trustworthy, if anything you know this is somebody who thinks it's okay to fuck with animals and claim it's for a greater good. It's bad enough that people have turned animals into pets, and scientists think they should be willing and cooperative Guinea pigs for humans.
by Solid Mantis May 6, 2020
Get the Scientistmug. A walking dictionary. Somebody who either has to have 2 or more definitions per word for every one definition you type, or has to have a comeback example of the word, or another way it is used.
True Know it all- Peace is also an interjection Bart, you didn't know that because it wasn't on your list of uses of the word peace, and you were dead serious when you said it.
Bart-You're being kind of hard on me don't you think? I made a list of everything but interjection for peace, and it wasn't good enough for you know it all.
Bart-You're being kind of hard on me don't you think? I made a list of everything but interjection for peace, and it wasn't good enough for you know it all.
by Solid Mantis September 3, 2018
Get the Know it allmug. When someone is bullshit, they will go to desperate extremes to push a popular cause. A story or movie about the triumph of a group of people anybody who is human would root for is something anybody could do, from a story about aboriginies to what if the Indians had triumphed in America. You try telling a story about the same thing, the triumph of a group of people, but change the setting to somewhere like Bosnia or Kosovo in the 90s, and you don't really know which group to root for. Disturbing is when someone who's bullshit gets people to root for them and they're never the bad guy or the good guy, they've got too many sides to play to be one kind of person.
A few people really dug the film about the triumph of the lost tribe, though some people knew that like any group of people they were no more or less human than anybody else, and therefore no more or less innocent than anybody else.
by Solid Mantis September 20, 2019
Get the Triumphmug. Hector tried to rub one off on an exotic looking girl's tits at a ranch in California, but Jesus put one in the back of his head down by the river for what he did so that nobody in town would find his body and have it drawn and quartered.
by Solid Mantis April 9, 2019
Get the Rub one offmug. Anybody can say anybody else has one, since it's not based on size, strength, ability, intelligence, or any other attributes.
Guy 1- You got a Napoleon complex man.
Guy 2- No, no, it's you that has the Napoleon complex, not me.
Guy 1- I've studied this stuff, and I assure you, it is you that has the Napoleon complex.
Guy 3- Both of you shut the fuck up, you're both idiots with small penises.
Guy 2- No, no, it's you that has the Napoleon complex, not me.
Guy 1- I've studied this stuff, and I assure you, it is you that has the Napoleon complex.
Guy 3- Both of you shut the fuck up, you're both idiots with small penises.
by Solid Mantis January 10, 2021
Get the Napoleon complexmug. Someone with a high opinion of themself (that doesn't consider themself a narcissist, a sociopath, or two-faced).
The sociopath didn't see any negative qualities in himself/herself. If you gave him/her a brush, you got a Sistine chapel. If you gave him/her a pen, you got a bible or a book on philosophy like The Allegory of the Cave.
by Solid Mantis January 27, 2021
Get the Sociopathmug.