Definitions by Solid Mantis
Good will hunting
A romantic comedy about a kid from Boston who starts at the bottom and ends up getting job offers from the nsa, and meets a girl.
People are calling anybody who thinks good will hunting is a comedy critics and haters for not knowing good drama.
Good will hunting by Solid Mantis May 10, 2019
Midget porn
If you've ever wondered what a guy five foot nothing or shorter would look like fucking a girl in a magazine, your ex-wife, or even your mother, sit back, relax, and put on some midget poem.
Hey, that's the 4'11" DJ fucking who is that my ex wife fuck. The worst part about this video is this guy has a bigger dick than I do and he's 4'11". At least my ex wife is happy with the little dude. I'm turning off the midget porn for the night.
Midget porn by Solid Mantis May 9, 2019
Mistress
A guy would actually have to have a lover/wife/girl to have a mistress. A guy who does not have one girl certainly does not have 2, and is therefore not a womanizer.
A guy who has never had a girlfriend his entire life has a hard time coming off as a womanizer even if he's trying. At some point people will find out the guy is not a pimp and doesn't really even know what to do with a girl, let alone a mistress.
Mistress by Solid Mantis May 9, 2019
411 guy
When you want the information, call the 411 guy. When you want the misinformation, call the 4'11" guy.
Jon, you gave the misinformation again. If Zeke hadn't been so out of line, he would be noticed the way you used the same trick in an entirely new way on him. He should be called the 411 guy instead.
411 guy by Solid Mantis May 7, 2019
Shoot me straight
Something somebody who ought to take their own suggestion rather than demand it of others would say.
Shoot me straight by Solid Mantis May 5, 2019
Badass bush
Badass bush by Solid Mantis April 13, 2019
Badass bush
Badass bush by Solid Mantis April 13, 2019