Urban Dictionary: Definitions by So Short

Blaptist

A person that will only use drugs intravenously because of their strong beliefs and extensive knowledge from experience.

No thank you. I appreciate your offer to smoke meth. But, I'm a Blaptist and I won't be converted. I don't smoke meth. I blap that shit.

Blaptist by So Short March 13, 2019

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The pondering of a flailer. A way of understanding things from the perspective of a meth addict.

My peers and I have our own perspectives and ideals that we call our flailosophy.

Flailosophy by So Short October 8, 2017

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I been sober too long. I have too much blood in my drug stream. I really want a big fat blap of drugs to get me lit.

Blap by So Short July 1, 2017

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A beautiful place where flailers are free to flail about in their various manners, without judgement.

"I like this place. I feel like I can finally get my flail on. This place is a flailtopia."

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A slang code word used in place of meth

Ey brodacious, I'm in need of some zinfinflail to get me lit.

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A person who helps others administer (inject,hit,bang,shoot) drugs.

Do you want some help doing your hit of meth? I happen to be qualified for the job. I'm a flailbotomist.

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