24 definitions by Snoopy Pugh

swaggart

hypocrite who begs forgiveness for fornicating with prostitutes - so that the congregation will keep sending large tithes; Jimmy Swaggart

Dude, all those preachers are swaggarts.

by Snoopy Pugh April 18, 2008

Dirty Davis

a technique usually employed during the rear entry sexual position in which a man places his finger in his own ass and then rubs his finger along the upper lip of his unsuspecting partner; variant of the Dirty Sanchez

Yo dude, I gave Lindsay a Dirty Davis last night and the mamma went buck wild. She was a mad ride

by Snoopy Pugh April 25, 2012

wide bathroom stance

an extremely wide stance while taking a shit - where the feet are placed in the next stall; an impossible toilet stance if the pants are around the ankles; clever excuse by Senator Larry Craig to deflect attention from more probing matters

What the hell are you doing tapping my foot, you pervert? Nah, man, I just got a wide bathroom stance.

by Snoopy Pugh April 18, 2008

Zeranged

A deranged individual with the Zerangue surname

Damn, he’s totally Zeranged; Snoopy Zerangue has completely decompensated psychologically.

by Snoopy Pugh September 5, 2020

extenze

A pill that causes freakish and gargantuan erections.

After my man took extenze, his penis was so large that when I saw it I laughed, and when I sat on it I cried.

by Snoopy Pugh August 12, 2009

Penocentrism

new-age religion in which the penis is regarded as god; members participate in daily rituals to beome one with the penis; daily rituals allow members to reach Nirvana and allow them to become fully self-actualized human beings

What church do you go to? I am a member of the Penocentrism faith community.

by Snoopy Pugh January 28, 2012

fuckstud

a young male who has fucked several attractive females; a cocksure male

You did who? Damn, you are such a fuckstud.

by Snoopy Pugh April 18, 2008