Definitions by Snocap

HPD 

Literally "Head Push Down". After years of women feeling humiliated from receiving the "Iron Fist", they all joined together and rebelled - thus resulting in forcing cunnilingus onto their male partners.

Dave was appalled by the fact that Jane gave him the HPD, making him dive-roll off the bed.

HPD by Snocap September 19, 2006

Hijack 

n. A term to describe male masturbation on an airplane or any other mode of transportation, at a significant height.

Willie got tired of reading all of the boring magazines on his flight, so he decided to head to the bathroom for a hijack.

Hijack by Snocap September 19, 2006

Foap

n. A soapy, yet gaseous aroma that is created while one showers, adds soap to the anal area, and then expels gas.

Stephanie went to a Mexican restaurant and then let out quite a foap in the shower.

Foap by Snocap September 19, 2006

parsley 

n. Someone who adds no "flavor" or "spice" to the conversation or group, to the point where the others forget that he/she even exists. This term was derived from the parsley herb which is mainly just used as garnish on a plate, yet is rarely eaten.

Man, I think we should eliminate Gary from our crew - he is such parsley and can never pull any hot ass!!!

parsley by Snocap September 19, 2006

invisible luggage

n. the broadened and exaggerated weightlifters stance used to accentuate one's shoulders, resulting in a look as if they are holding heavy suitcases in either hand. Those with a Naploeon Complex also tend to utilize this technique to overcompensate for their lack of physique.

After Joey left the gym, he walked around his house with invisible luggage and it quickly gave him the reassurance he needed to feel like a powerhouse.

invisible luggage by Snocap September 19, 2006