Snocap's definitions

Gaseous Clay

Someone who farts consistently and violently, resulting in knockouts to anyone who chooses to enter into their ring.

Brandon is so lactose intolerant that whenever he drinks milk, he becomes Gaseous Clay and ends up clearing out the room.

by Snocap September 26, 2006

Biffwiffin

Literally, the acronym BFFWFN, which translates to "Bad From Far, Worse From Near". This term refers to an individual who may find someone unattractive from a distance, yet from up close, he or she looks even more repulsive.

Dave saw Rhonda from across the street and realized that she was busted up. He later bumped into her at the corner store and nearly hurled all over that biffwiffin.

by Snocap September 19, 2006

invisible luggage

n. the broadened and exaggerated weightlifters stance used to accentuate one's shoulders, resulting in a look as if they are holding heavy suitcases in either hand. Those with a Naploeon Complex also tend to utilize this technique to overcompensate for their lack of physique.

After Joey left the gym, he walked around his house with invisible luggage and it quickly gave him the reassurance he needed to feel like a powerhouse.

by Snocap September 19, 2006

Headnod

The involuntary and repetitive head reflex one exercises when listening to a really tight jam (song). The individual bobs his/her head to the beat of the jam, exuding a feeling of confidence and coolness that quickly vanishes once the jam ends.

Once "Nothin' But A G Thing" came on the speakers, Maleeq's headnod intensified dramatically and the hos noticed his good vibe.

by Snocap September 20, 2006

body discovery

Often occurs during sunbathing where an individual or group survey their or others' exposed bodily areas and exchange comments about progress, strange growths, blemishes, mysterious bruises, added or lost hair, etc.

During Ethan and Greg's round of body discovery, they learned that Ethan was one hairy bastard and Greg had serious backne.

by Snocap September 25, 2006