flatlined

The non-activity that one receives when he/she is being rejected.

Megan couldn't understand why Rich flatlined her - she began to wonder if it was because of all the junk in her trunk.

by Snocap September 20, 2006

baldilocks

A completely hairless female genital area.

Baldilocks was looking so fly and feeling so smooth after her waxing appointment.

by Snocap September 21, 2006

Hijack

n. A term to describe male masturbation on an airplane or any other mode of transportation, at a significant height.

Willie got tired of reading all of the boring magazines on his flight, so he decided to head to the bathroom for a hijack.

by Snocap September 19, 2006

whip

To masturbate or stimulate ones own genitals.

Jack knew he wasn't scoring with any of the chicks at bar, so he went home to whip.

by Snocap September 19, 2006

invisible luggage

n. the broadened and exaggerated weightlifters stance used to accentuate one's shoulders, resulting in a look as if they are holding heavy suitcases in either hand. Those with a Naploeon Complex also tend to utilize this technique to overcompensate for their lack of physique.

After Joey left the gym, he walked around his house with invisible luggage and it quickly gave him the reassurance he needed to feel like a powerhouse.

by Snocap September 19, 2006