SMURF's definitions

Skald

This nordic bard is also a warrior of great strength, skill, and virtue. His songs are inspiring sagas of battle and valor, and the skald devotes his life to those pursuits.

Warrior poet or not...

by smurf August 23, 2004

Wild Elf

Wild elves are hardier that their cousins and have a reputation for being fierce, indomitable warriors. Wild elves aren't noted for their brains.

legolas isn't one of these

by smurf August 22, 2004

fomorian giant

fomorian giants are ugly. slate gray, they look like they were chiseled out of soft stone. formorian giants love to throw stones.

ugly giant beasts that are ill tempered

by Smurf August 17, 2004

Rock Gnome

Rock gnomes are smaller and slimmer than dwarves. They have a lively sense of humor and love to play practical jokes on each other and other races. Gnomes are curious and bright, but are more widely known for their hardiness and ability to resist spells.

These gnomes are not to be toiled with.

by smurf August 22, 2004

chumbra

A chumbra is a spectral creature that will not attack if left unprovoked.

its a scary monster that can kill easily

by Smurf August 17, 2004

handbag house

A type of House music. Handbag house consists of the obligatory disco diva lyrics, simple four-on-the-floor TR-909 kick drums, hi-hats on the upbeats, Basic synth stabs in a minor key, and sometimes a snare on beats two and four. Videos often feature the singer in a leather costume dancing around while a sculpted bald black man gyrates his hips whilst also attempting to look threatening. Its name comes from the phenomenon of a group of women dancing around a pile of their handbags.

Damn son this handbag house shit is GAY!

by Smurf May 17, 2007

Aasimar

Aisimars are the descendents of a union between mortals and celestial beings, and they carry some trace of their devine heritage.

Most Aasimars are fitted to become someone who helps people, like a paladin, or cleric.

by smurf August 22, 2004