Smurf's definitions

mind flayer

Minf flayers are inexorably evil, existing only for their own pleasure, even at the great expense of hundreds of other creatures. mind flayers feed by extracting the brains of their victims and devouring them whole.

truely evil creatures

by smurf August 17, 2004

Swarthy

adj. To be pirate-like. Being worthy, usually used in the form of a compliment.

Those were some swarthy moves you put on last night

by Smurf March 13, 2005

Moon Elf

The moon elf is a long-lived race that is aloof and haughty. Regardless of their demeanor, moon elves are attractive and almost ethereal. They are graceful to a fault and have a wise demeanor.

They are just like most elves.

by smurf August 22, 2004

403

"Access Denied" or "Fuck off you nosy parker!"

Access has been denied now fuck off you nosy parker!

by smurf February 19, 2005

duck

1. a small flying bird that is very tasty with a pancake roll, plum sauce and spring onions.
2. a term used to warn someone of incoming danger.

Duck you idiot that turnip is going to hit you!

by smurf June 15, 2004

drider

Driders are Drow/Spider combinations that look like warped centaurs. driders are adept at moving through webs and entangling foes whenever possible.

they are like centaurs but drow and spider

by Smurf August 17, 2004

eatpoo

An online art community known for being a little on the wild side.

Wow those guys over at eatpoo are sure good artists/

by Smurf August 18, 2003