Smurf's definitions

Can't live with her, can't kill her

Can't live with your bitch ass girl, but you can't kill her either.

man if i had a gun you would be dead bitch!!

by smurf August 23, 2004

Halfling

Halflings are called this because they are half the size of humans. While small, halflings are quite capable, and those who think them easy targets soon learn painful and sharp lessons.

also known as hobbits.

by smurf August 23, 2004

Inquisitor

The inquisitor has dedicated his life to finding and eliminating practitioners of evil magic and defeating the forces of darkness. His god has provided him with special abilities toward that end.

Sort of a cleric/warrior.

by smurf August 23, 2004

remorhaz

remorhazes are polar creatures capable of living in frigid enviornments. they generate tremendous amounts of heat, allowing them to burrow through ice and snow quickly and making them deadly opponents for anyone without fire.

ice cold killing machine

by smurf August 17, 2004

Half-elf

Half-elves are the children of elves and humans. They combine many of the best features of both races, having the lingevity of elves as well as the inquisitive nature of humans. However, half-elves never feel quite at home in either human or elven society.

half-elves are almost perfect... almost.

by smurf August 23, 2004

abishai

Abishai are demonic creatures from a different plane of existance. they look like animated catherdral gargoyles. Abishai come in two types- white and red.

The abishai are creatures not to be messed with.

by Smurf August 17, 2004

Gold Dwarf

Gold Dwarves don't share their cousins' dour nature. However, they are less agile. Like shield dwarves they are stout and tough.

Gimli would be more than likely classified here.

by smurf August 22, 2004