Smurf's definitions

homebrew

1. Another name for amateur pornography. Usually pictures/videos you have taken of your ex girl/boy friends.

"Ok guys, anymore homebrew posted on Something Awful will get you banned"

by smurf July 2, 2007

slipknot

slipknot is the best band in exsistence. they have 9 members thatmake their music sound like da bomb. also the insane clown posse licks balls

i am a maggot
good for you

by SMURF June 25, 2004

atarus

an evil bastard

atarus's challenge could only have come from an evil bastard like him.

by Smurf March 3, 2004

Aasimar

Aisimars are the descendents of a union between mortals and celestial beings, and they carry some trace of their devine heritage.

Most Aasimars are fitted to become someone who helps people, like a paladin, or cleric.

by smurf August 22, 2004

bwn3r

31337 way of saying Boner.
An erection.

<smurf> mmm porn
<ginman_>bwn3r

by Smurf August 4, 2004

fire elemental

fire elementals appear as vague humanoid shapes encased in a blazing flame.

fire elementals are very dangerous

by Smurf August 17, 2004

flesh golem

most golems are constructed of inorganic materials. the exception is the flesh golem, constructed from the bodies of dead humans or humanoids.

like all golems immune to magic

by smurf August 17, 2004