Smurf's definitions

Skald

This nordic bard is also a warrior of great strength, skill, and virtue. His songs are inspiring sagas of battle and valor, and the skald devotes his life to those pursuits.

Warrior poet or not...

by smurf August 23, 2004

Deep Gnome

Deep Gnomes, are also known as svirfneblin, are legendary because they are so rarely seen. They live deep under the earth, where they create beautiful artifacts made of precious metals and gems, as well as fantastic creations of stonework. They live under constant threat of attack from other races. This has made the svirfneblin wise and agile, if somewhat timid and retiring.

Not your average lawn gnome

by smurf August 23, 2004

rakshasa

Rakshasas are perhaps the most malevolent creatures in existance. normally a tiger-headed human, rakshasas can take any humanoid form they desire. they love to decieve humans, mainly to lure them into their stomachs.

evil ugly beats that decieve

by smurf August 17, 2004

slipknot

slipknot is the best band in exsistence. they have 9 members thatmake their music sound like da bomb. also the insane clown posse licks balls

i am a maggot
good for you

by SMURF June 25, 2004

Dark treant

Dark treants are twisted, animated trees that drink the blood of living things. their natural wood exterior makes them difficult to hurt.

a dark treant looks like a tree but when you least expect it it is eating you.

by Smurf August 17, 2004

mind flayer

Minf flayers are inexorably evil, existing only for their own pleasure, even at the great expense of hundreds of other creatures. mind flayers feed by extracting the brains of their victims and devouring them whole.

truely evil creatures

by smurf August 17, 2004

Swarthy

adj. To be pirate-like. Being worthy, usually used in the form of a compliment.

Those were some swarthy moves you put on last night

by Smurf March 13, 2005