Smurf's definitions

Can't live with her, can't kill her

Can't live with your bitch ass girl, but you can't kill her either.

man if i had a gun you would be dead bitch!!

by smurf August 23, 2004

Kensai

This class is also known as the Sword Saints, and consists of a warrior who has been specially trained to be one with his sword. They are deadly fast, and trained to fight without encumbrance.

A kensai is a mixture of a ninja, and samurai.

by smurf August 23, 2004

Jaood

a hopeless cause

a black person who tries to fit in with white people on the internet

by smurf July 16, 2003

Halfling

Halflings are called this because they are half the size of humans. While small, halflings are quite capable, and those who think them easy targets soon learn painful and sharp lessons.

also known as hobbits.

by smurf August 23, 2004

Gray Dwarf

Also known as Duergar, gray dwarves contain all of the worst traits of the dwarven races in one package. Duergar share little with thier less subterranean cousins, but they do have the same hardiness. Their foes find them just as hard to kill.

Tough buggars on the battlefield.

by smurf August 22, 2004

myconid

myconids are animated, man sized mushrooms that often blend in with non-animated mushrooms. they release clouds of spores that can cause confusin.

just another giant mold

by smurf August 17, 2004

lemure

Lemures are the souls of evil creatures brought back to life again on a lower plane of existance. they look like a human-shaped candle melted into a blob of goo. Lemures are slow and not too bright.they serve mainly as cannon fodder for more powerful devilish creatures, blocking your path to their superiors and getting in the way of your attacks.

they are similar to ghosts or specters

by smurf August 17, 2004