Smurf's definitions

chimera

Chimera's are three-headed monstrosities combining the best and worst elements of lions, dragons, and goats. all three heads preform powerful attacks (the lion and dragon bite while the goat head butts), and the chimera can strike with its claws as well. the dragon head can breathe a column of flame.

the chimera is often found in mythology and fantasy.

by Smurf August 17, 2004

slipknot

slipknot is the best band in exsistence. they have 9 members thatmake their music sound like da bomb. also the insane clown posse licks balls

i am a maggot
good for you

by SMURF June 25, 2004

Jaood

a hopeless cause

a black person who tries to fit in with white people on the internet

by smurf July 16, 2003

barghest

A barghest looks like a mutated troll, amd killing one is about as difficult. devilish creatures of pure evil, barghests are resistant to almost everything.

A barghest could kill adventurers who don't know what they are doing.

by Smurf August 17, 2004

Gray Dwarf

Also known as Duergar, gray dwarves contain all of the worst traits of the dwarven races in one package. Duergar share little with thier less subterranean cousins, but they do have the same hardiness. Their foes find them just as hard to kill.

Tough buggars on the battlefield.

by smurf August 22, 2004

Can't live with her, can't kill her

Can't live with your bitch ass girl, but you can't kill her either.

man if i had a gun you would be dead bitch!!

by smurf August 23, 2004

Totemic Druid

This druid identifies with a particular animal, an animal that he feels represents his spirit. This grants him a special connection to the animal kingdom, and he is able to call upon their spirits to aid him.

Cannot shapeshift at all

by smurf August 23, 2004