Smurf's definitions

feyr

a feyr looks like a giant, floating, purple brain. completely malevolent, feyrs attack physically.

similar to the things on futurama.

by Smurf August 17, 2004

Tribadism

Grinding your vulva against some other part of your partner's body. It may be a leg, arm, stomach or anywhere else.

It may be done with or clothes on or off, and the indirect stimulation may be especially appreciated by those with a sensitive clitoris.

It may also be called 'frottage', 'dry humping' or 'dry fucking' (even though it isn't necessarily dry!).

Jen straddled her partner's stomach and rubbed her vulva against it to gain pleasurable feelings.

by Smurf March 22, 2005

air elemental

Air elementals appear as huge whirlwinds and attack by buffeting their enemies.

they are the weakest elemental

by Smurf August 17, 2004

crystal golem

these massive golems are made entirely of crystal.

they are like most golems and immune to magic

by smurf August 17, 2004

hook horror

Hook horrors are cave-dwelling creatures that love to surprise intruders by attacking from two directions. they possess a rock-hard exterior, which makes them hard to hit.

they are truely malicious things

by smurf April 15, 2006

Aasimar

Aisimars are the descendents of a union between mortals and celestial beings, and they carry some trace of their devine heritage.

Most Aasimars are fitted to become someone who helps people, like a paladin, or cleric.

by smurf August 22, 2004

bwn3r

31337 way of saying Boner.
An erection.

<smurf> mmm porn
<ginman_>bwn3r

by Smurf August 4, 2004