Smurf's definitions

hook horror

Hook horrors are cave-dwelling creatures that love to surprise intruders by attacking from two directions. they possess a rock-hard exterior, which makes them hard to hit.

they are truely malicious things

by smurf April 15, 2006

fomorian giant

fomorian giants are ugly. slate gray, they look like they were chiseled out of soft stone. formorian giants love to throw stones.

ugly giant beasts that are ill tempered

by Smurf August 17, 2004

Wild Elf

Wild elves are hardier that their cousins and have a reputation for being fierce, indomitable warriors. Wild elves aren't noted for their brains.

legolas isn't one of these

by smurf August 22, 2004

Rock Gnome

Rock gnomes are smaller and slimmer than dwarves. They have a lively sense of humor and love to play practical jokes on each other and other races. Gnomes are curious and bright, but are more widely known for their hardiness and ability to resist spells.

These gnomes are not to be toiled with.

by smurf August 22, 2004

ettercap

An ettercap resembles a humanoid spider. it has four limbs with mandibles and spinnerets. ettercaps are cunning enough to attack from hiding, using their webs to hold enemies in place- an effective tactic considering the ettercap's bite is poisonous.

they are easy to kill though

by Smurf August 17, 2004

Wizard Slayer

This warrior has been specially trained by his sect to excel in hunting and attacking spell casters of all kinds. While somewhat underpowered in our opinions, they prove useful in certain situations.

Strong warriors, not comparatively.

by smurf August 23, 2004

mlurd

someone who tries too hard to be cool.

hellz is such a mlurd.

by Smurf March 1, 2004