Smurf's definitions

Half-orc

Half-orcs are the children of orcs and humans. Their heritage is evident thanks to their muscular build, sloping forehead, prominent lower jaw, and jutting teeth. Half-orcs are extremely powerful and make excellent fighters. However, they are typically dull and slow-witted.

Can have greenish skin.

by smurf August 23, 2004

ganool

An Italian-American pastry with stuffing.

Don Giovanni: In the years that we've been friends, England and Jersey never once have you invited me to your home for coffee and cake.
Or ganool... Something, you know.
Sherrif of Rottingham: A g-what?
Don Giovanni: A ganool!
Don Giovanni: It's a pastry with stuffing...

by Smurf January 20, 2017

trucking

When someone is on LSD and you take a pillow and a flashlight, run at them with the flashlight on and hit them in the face with a pillow. then, yell, "TRUCK!" usually is followed by the person thinking that they were hit by a truck. Person trucking+good trip=bad trip.

(trucking is situational)

by smurf May 13, 2005

Aasimar

Aisimars are the descendents of a union between mortals and celestial beings, and they carry some trace of their devine heritage.

Most Aasimars are fitted to become someone who helps people, like a paladin, or cleric.

by smurf August 22, 2004

atarus

an evil bastard

atarus's challenge could only have come from an evil bastard like him.

by Smurf March 3, 2004

Shield Dwarf

The default dwarf is a shield dwarf, they are moody, humorless, and hard for non-dwarves to get along wit, a tendency that has led to the deterioration of the dwarven kingdoms in recent years.

Meaner than most dwarves, Gimli is not one.

by smurf August 22, 2004

fire elemental

fire elementals appear as vague humanoid shapes encased in a blazing flame.

fire elementals are very dangerous

by Smurf August 17, 2004