Smooax's definitions

toot the turd

Toot the turd is a popular Australian car game played by tooting the car horn and waving when you spot a self conscious dog owner picking up a steaming dog turd. This unwanted attention will heighten the poo bagers embarrassment and may even result in them offering you an expressive hand gesture in response.

Max loved playing toot the turd, however the game didn’t seem quite so amusing once she had her own dog.

by Smooax September 4, 2020

Pizza slut

The name given to skiers by snow boarders. (Derived from the snow plow technique that forms a pizza slice shape with ski’s)

While on chairlifts, Jess showed her distain for skiers by flicking snow from her snowboard onto the Pizza sluts below.

by Smooax August 28, 2022

choc shoc

Shocking yourself or other by mistakenly identifying melted chocolate as shit.

Andrea alleviated Michael choc shoc by explaining that the brown stain on the bedsheet was not from her arse but from a late night chocolate snack. Staring into Michael’s eyes, Andrea seductively licked the brown smear to allay any remaining doubt.

by Smooax March 5, 2021