by Smooax August 29, 2020

A fake increase in cleaning standards just prior to having friends over to your place.
Fake clean is manifested in a rushed cursory clean, focusing on the tell tale areas that outsiders could be especially judgy about. The thoroughness of the clean will be dictated by whether the guests about to arrive are clean freaks or are fakers just like you.
Fake clean is manifested in a rushed cursory clean, focusing on the tell tale areas that outsiders could be especially judgy about. The thoroughness of the clean will be dictated by whether the guests about to arrive are clean freaks or are fakers just like you.
For fucks sake - forget about picking up the leaves. We’ve gotta start the fake clean early, Barbi and Richard are coming for dinner!
by Smooax September 04, 2020

Numerous people weeing and pooing (wooing) in the the same toilet without flushing in between.
Related to a weestack. However a poostack isn’t a thing as no one poos without weeing!
Related to a weestack. However a poostack isn’t a thing as no one poos without weeing!
by Smooax August 29, 2020
