Smokey's definitions

spoogey

a loogey or anything gooey that resembles a loogey

Alright damn it,who hocked a spoogey on my windshield?

by smokey December 8, 2003

flaming arrow

A self centered jackass that enjoys getting pee'd on.

"Boy that Flaming Arrow sure is a self centered jackass that enjoys getting pee'd on!"

by Smokey October 28, 2003

hypocrite

A taboo yet accurate referance to all of humanity.

"Every human being on the planet is a hypocrite...good thing I'm a robot."

by Smokey October 28, 2003

Suck a dick

The best way to quickly climb the corporate ladder.

"Mister grant, I really need a promotion...you see my mother is dying and I can't afford to..."
"Suck a dick"
"What?"
*points to dick*
"Suck a dick"
"Oh...well if that's what it takes..."
*sucks dick while crying inside*

by Smokey October 28, 2003

monte vista

High School in Danville, CA that produces hot white chicks that get knocked up all the time.

Girl 1: Dang- did you hear that Jessica got knocked up again?
Girl 2: She goes to Monte Vista, huh?
Girl 1: Yup.

by Smokey September 12, 2003

Bildo

Nick name for Billy..

Merge of the words: Billy and Dildo...

I love Bildo. I use him when i'm horny.

by Smokey September 12, 2003

u2

AKA Dragonlady.

High Altitude Spy Plane used by the CIA in the 1960s. Still currently in use. Can read the fine print on the back of credit card statements from 100k feet in the air....

Old Sammy Bin Ladle's rockin' in his boots cuz a fukkin' u2 is takin' picts of his ass.

by Smokey September 12, 2003