Smokey's definitions

bon

Bon means especially good or special.

The eats at that new joint was bon dude.

by Smokey March 3, 2005

shirt lifter

British urban slang for a male homosexual who lifts his shirt to enable sexual access to another of the same sex anal intercourse.

Oy! He looks to be a bit of a shirt-lifter to me mate!

by Smokey May 13, 2005

Lizm

Marijuana, Herb, Weed...

Yo I just copped a 20 of lizm, go cop a dutch and we gonna get high.

by Smokey March 19, 2004

gangbang

A "gangbang" is when a job needs to be done well, 'yesterday' and a bunch of people work together to accomplish it.

A bunch of us decided to gangbang the project since it was already overdue.

by Smokey May 13, 2005

coyote nightmare

Nightclub or urban slang. When a coyote is ensnared in a trap, it will gnaw its own limb off to escape.

After a long night of drinking, inebriated couples end up having sexual relations that might not have otherwise sober. When one or the other awakes in the morning only to realize they have made a dreadful mistake and regret terribly the choice they've made, (especially based on the ungodly physical appearance of their bedmate). Hence the term "coyote nightmare."

Man....she was a coyote nightmare.

by Smokey March 3, 2005

Braff

To snort something, like a drug.

"I braffed a fat line of v the other day."

"Let's go braff some fuckin cain."

by Smokey September 10, 2004

Suck a dick

The best way to quickly climb the corporate ladder.

"Mister grant, I really need a promotion...you see my mother is dying and I can't afford to..."
"Suck a dick"
"What?"
*points to dick*
"Suck a dick"
"Oh...well if that's what it takes..."
*sucks dick while crying inside*

by Smokey October 28, 2003