41 definitions by Smokey

monte vista

High School in Danville, CA that produces hot white chicks that get knocked up all the time.

Girl 1: Dang- did you hear that Jessica got knocked up again?
Girl 2: She goes to Monte Vista, huh?
Girl 1: Yup.

by Smokey September 12, 2003

dork

Dork was orignally (old 20th century slang term) meant as a reference to a penis. It has since come to mean a nerd.

Rats! I got my dork caught in my zipper!

He's such a dork! His glasses are held together with duct tape!

by Smokey March 4, 2005

V-Tab

A Vikadin pill. Made up by Smokey, while on a v-tab.

"I snorted 1,000 millies of v-tab the other day."

"Bring the v-tabs, we're gonna get fucked up"

by Smokey September 10, 2004

Suck a dick

The best way to quickly climb the corporate ladder.

"Mister grant, I really need a promotion...you see my mother is dying and I can't afford to..."
"Suck a dick"
"What?"
*points to dick*
"Suck a dick"
"Oh...well if that's what it takes..."
*sucks dick while crying inside*

by Smokey October 29, 2003

bouncing booty

the act of bouncing a girls booty during sex

what u do yesterday?
bounce dis hoes booty

by Smokey January 9, 2004

Putz

A "putz" is yiddish (derogatory) for prick.

Oh, don't be such a putz!

by Smokey March 4, 2005

coyote nightmare

Nightclub or urban slang. When a coyote is ensnared in a trap, it will gnaw its own limb off to escape.

After a long night of drinking, inebriated couples end up having sexual relations that might not have otherwise sober. When one or the other awakes in the morning only to realize they have made a dreadful mistake and regret terribly the choice they've made, (especially based on the ungodly physical appearance of their bedmate). Hence the term "coyote nightmare."

Man....she was a coyote nightmare.

by Smokey March 4, 2005