u2

AKA Dragonlady.

High Altitude Spy Plane used by the CIA in the 1960s. Still currently in use. Can read the fine print on the back of credit card statements from 100k feet in the air....

Old Sammy Bin Ladle's rockin' in his boots cuz a fukkin' u2 is takin' picts of his ass.

by Smokey September 12, 2003

V-Tab

A Vikadin pill. Made up by Smokey, while on a v-tab.

"I snorted 1,000 millies of v-tab the other day."

"Bring the v-tabs, we're gonna get fucked up"

by Smokey September 10, 2004

catch me fuck me glasses

The eyeglasses issued in the US
Army are cynically nicknamed: "catch-me-fuck-me" glasses. They are unattractive, thick black, horn-rimmed glasses.

I was in Army bootcamp when they issued me my catch-me-fuck-me-glasses.

by Smokey May 13, 2005

schmuck

Schmuck is derogatory yiddish for penis.

You are nothing but a schmuck.

by Smokey May 13, 2005

turkish delight

The term "Turkish-delight" originates from the islamic desire to give-or-receive it sexually in the anus.

When I was young, I was known to indulge in some turkish-delight.

by Smokey May 13, 2005

press on

Military euphemism to continue on as/or in duty. To move on to the next task.

Give it your best shot, then press on!

by Smokey March 03, 2005

Braff

To snort something, like a drug.

"I braffed a fat line of v the other day."

"Let's go braff some fuckin cain."

by Smokey September 10, 2004