41 definitions by Smokey

jobing

the act of eating pussy

i jobed that hoe
ALso
"probe it before you jobe it" a phrase meaning finger the girl and smell if to make sure she doesnt smell bad because if she does u dont wanna jobe it

by Smokey January 9, 2004

don meca

wut ice cube calls himself

ice cube:ey chop
chop:ye
ice cube:theese hataz tried 2 blow me up man
chop:whos this?
ice cube:the don meca nigga who u think?
ey homie my whole life flashed be4 my eyes

token from the beginin of the song ghetto vet

by Smokey August 27, 2005

off the chains

cool as shit

dem rims is off the chians

by Smokey January 9, 2004

tango

aka Target.

Used in the military to signify target has been located/confirmed

Echo Foxtrot to Uniform Zulu, Over
You are 5 by 5 Echo Foxtrot
Eyes on Tango.
Execute execute execute.

by Smokey September 12, 2003

catch me fuck me glasses

The eyeglasses issued in the US
Army are cynically nicknamed: "catch-me-fuck-me" glasses. They are unattractive, thick black, horn-rimmed glasses.

I was in Army bootcamp when they issued me my catch-me-fuck-me-glasses.

by Smokey March 4, 2005

u2

AKA Dragonlady.

High Altitude Spy Plane used by the CIA in the 1960s. Still currently in use. Can read the fine print on the back of credit card statements from 100k feet in the air....

Old Sammy Bin Ladle's rockin' in his boots cuz a fukkin' u2 is takin' picts of his ass.

by Smokey September 12, 2003

God

Screw the guy in the sky, he can go to hell.Heaven is a state of mind for people are afraid to die. Old people always have a religion because it makes them not afraid of whats to come. Its been taken too seriously.

God if you can here me then please kill me........punk!

by Smokey July 21, 2003