Smokey's definitions

press on

Military euphemism to continue on as/or in duty. To move on to the next task.

Give it your best shot, then press on!

by Smokey March 3, 2005

bon

Bon means especially good or special.

The eats at that new joint was bon dude.

by Smokey March 3, 2005

coyote nightmare

Nightclub or urban slang. When a coyote is ensnared in a trap, it will gnaw its own limb off to escape.

After a long night of drinking, inebriated couples end up having sexual relations that might not have otherwise sober. When one or the other awakes in the morning only to realize they have made a dreadful mistake and regret terribly the choice they've made, (especially based on the ungodly physical appearance of their bedmate). Hence the term "coyote nightmare."

Man....she was a coyote nightmare.

by Smokey March 3, 2005

Birth Control Glasses

In the US Air Force the eyeglasses issued are thick, black-horned-rimmed eyeglasses that are so ugly, they make the person wearing them equally unappealing to the opposite sex, so there is virtually no danger of them impregnating or getting impregnated.

I was in Air Force basic training when they issued me my birth control glasses.

by Smokey March 3, 2005

Bottle Blonde

Bottle-blonde is a person (usually a female) who is not naturally a blonde.
Usually derogatory.

It was obvious when I laid eyes on her that she was a bottle-blonde.

by Smokey March 3, 2005

lake braddock

middle thru high school in burke virginia

lake braddock is a school

by smokey February 10, 2005

V-Tab

A Vikadin pill. Made up by Smokey, while on a v-tab.

"I snorted 1,000 millies of v-tab the other day."

"Bring the v-tabs, we're gonna get fucked up"

by Smokey September 10, 2004