Smokey's definitions

Birth Control Glasses

In the US Air Force the eyeglasses issued are thick, black-horned-rimmed eyeglasses that are so ugly, they make the person wearing them equally unappealing to the opposite sex, so there is virtually no danger of them impregnating or getting impregnated.

I was in Air Force basic training when they issued me my birth control glasses.

by Smokey March 3, 2005

Lizm

Marijuana, Herb, Weed...

Yo I just copped a 20 of lizm, go cop a dutch and we gonna get high.

by Smokey March 19, 2004

bon

Bon means especially good or special.

The eats at that new joint was bon dude.

by Smokey March 3, 2005

Bildo

Nick name for Billy..

Merge of the words: Billy and Dildo...

I love Bildo. I use him when i'm horny.

by Smokey September 12, 2003

jobing

the act of eating pussy

i jobed that hoe
ALso
"probe it before you jobe it" a phrase meaning finger the girl and smell if to make sure she doesnt smell bad because if she does u dont wanna jobe it

by smokey January 9, 2004

u2

AKA Dragonlady.

High Altitude Spy Plane used by the CIA in the 1960s. Still currently in use. Can read the fine print on the back of credit card statements from 100k feet in the air....

Old Sammy Bin Ladle's rockin' in his boots cuz a fukkin' u2 is takin' picts of his ass.

by Smokey September 12, 2003

press on

Military euphemism to continue on as/or in duty. To move on to the next task.

Give it your best shot, then press on!

by Smokey March 3, 2005