Smokey's definitions

geigh

Faggot, poofter, fudgepacker or the moral
equivelent.

Ugh! Windows XP is so geigh.

by Smokey November 17, 2002

monte vista

High School in Danville, CA that produces hot white chicks that get knocked up all the time.

Girl 1: Dang- did you hear that Jessica got knocked up again?
Girl 2: She goes to Monte Vista, huh?
Girl 1: Yup.

by Smokey September 12, 2003

Bottle Blonde

Bottle-blonde is a person (usually a female) who is not naturally a blonde.
Usually derogatory.

It was obvious when I laid eyes on her that she was a bottle-blonde.

by Smokey March 3, 2005

Putz

A "putz" is yiddish (derogatory) for prick.

Oh, don't be such a putz!

by Smokey May 13, 2005

Marilyn Monroe

Marilyn Monroe was a sweet beautiful woman child the likes we may never see again.

When asked what she wore for a nude photo-shoot, she replied, "....the radio was on...."

by Smokey May 13, 2005

Retard

an ignorant dumb ass arrogant fuck who thinks they are cool and smart but are neither (most people on earth)

not to be confused with a person born with a mental defect or who has a defect due to some sort of blunt trauma who are in fact,cool

Bill Clinton is a retard because he doesn't know what is means.

by smokey March 21, 2007